Rocker

Why is that so funny Longstaff has been shite and shouldn't be starting anyway. We are not in a position to loan out first team players. He shouldn't be in the first team based on his performances this season. I would put Matty, Shelvey and Hayden ahead of him and like I say we have Bentaleb now though it isn't clear how he will be when match fit. Because injuries never happen to us.

Why is that so funny Longstaff has been shite and shouldn't be starting anyway. We are not in a position to loan out first team players.

Get behind the team. Howay the lads!

First game of the season on Sunday and there's no match thread. Remember the halcyon days of match threads a week in advance? Another few years of Ashley and they'll be nowt left of the forum. Love you all.

Nah. League one though

No chance he's making the 25. Good riddance Jack, you ginger spastic.

Wuhgannawintheleeg.

I was twenty five and full of spunk when this cunt last played for us. Now I've got specks of grey and sometimes want to kill myself.

Saw him about 45 mins ago

No way

Absolutely not.

You're such a knob.

Current sponsors so it can't be. Different player.

Gouffran

Rob Elliot on the metro, hot wife in tow (and several children). Taller and leaner then I expected. He was eating quinoa chips. He got off at Cullercoats.

'...and that's...the Burnley way...'

My hero.

Two more than I expect.

What qoutes?

He looks like he's got scurvy.

Does Cauliflower Head play hoofball?

You'll do for me, bonny lad.

Can't believe this Seymour character says he's not arsed if we compete or not. What a Rodney Plonker.

Painting the ground as we speak actually ? Still s**** , You'll never know man, nee f***er goes to games on here A lot of us used to but most have seen the light. Took me longer than most but no more money for Mike Ashley's companies work team. It's the only way. Aye. Carry on going though Seymour. Get yourself an SD flag while your at it, that way his tatty business can get an extra layer of exposure along with a full stadium. Sorry for going to watch the football club I support I'll be supporting the 11 players on the pitch and the manager in the dugout, like I've always done. Good ownership or bad ownership won't change that. I'll not be supporting SD or Mike Ashley and I refuse to believe that just because you're supporting the team that means you're supporting the ownership. No X-hamster tab?