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"7 Reasons Steve Bruce Would Not Have Caught Coronavirus"

I, for one, welcome our murderous overlords.

Mate.

Why is that so funny Longstaff has been shite and shouldn't be starting anyway. We are not in a position to loan out first team players. He shouldn't be in the first team based on his performances this season. I would put Matty, Shelvey and Hayden ahead of him and like I say we have Bentaleb now though it isn't clear how he will be when match fit. Because injuries never happen to us.

Why is that so funny Longstaff has been shite and shouldn't be starting anyway. We are not in a position to loan out first team players.

Get behind the team. Howay the lads!

First game of the season on Sunday and there's no match thread. Remember the halcyon days of match threads a week in advance? Another few years of Ashley and they'll be nowt left of the forum. Love you all.

Nah. League one though

No chance he's making the 25. Good riddance Jack, you ginger spastic.

Wuhgannawintheleeg.

I was twenty five and full of spunk when this cunt last played for us. Now I've got specks of grey and sometimes want to kill myself.

Saw him about 45 mins ago

No way

Absolutely not.

You're such a knob.

Current sponsors so it can't be. Different player.

Gouffran

Rob Elliot on the metro, hot wife in tow (and several children). Taller and leaner then I expected. He was eating quinoa chips. He got off at Cullercoats.

'...and that's...the Burnley way...'

My hero.

Two more than I expect.

What qoutes?

He looks like he's got scurvy.

Does Cauliflower Head play hoofball?