The QuichÃ

Think I must have shit myself about 12 times in the second half of injury time alone

Ooooooooooooh Sammi Ameobi

The fact that his legs are as thin as match sticks?

Ryan Taylor over the wall

Utter utter shite

I can feel a second Scunny goal coming very soon. We are so shite its not even funny

Why do we keep torturing ourselves with so called hope. On the over hand he's confident

Tim Krul and his accent on BBC radio Newcastle

Krul looked bloody brilliant, Colo was his usual brilliant self and Cabaye seemed to get into the derby spirit and played well. I thought the subs were very well done too. I'd like to see a lot more of Gosling he seems real quality.

This So bloody happy

This

For Cruyff's sake will this never end?

Im sticking with Rooney/Davies

Just joined, it looks like a hell of a league

has Cabaye had a touch yet?

Happy enough with that squad and what I expected really

Suarez scores

On fifa it ended 2-2 for me so thats what Im going with ITK

Cabaye, Tiote and Colo seem like the 3 to be filling the back of my shirts. Good to see Abeid got 13 already when he was just meant to be a reserve team player.

Pardew just told him that Smith will start ahead of him?

-One of my P.E teachers was Mark Wallington who was goalkeeper for Leicester, Walsall, Derby and Lincoln. -When young my friend lived next to Paul Holland. -I went to Peterborough United 'Posh Soccer' camp one summer. -My uncle is good friends with one of Bobby Robsons coaches (when he was at Newcastle). -A friend of a friend knows Wayne Routledge

So glad to see these return. Pure brilliance

Everton or still here

Sounded a terrible game with awful defending