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We need the crowd to deliver full throated raucous backing, overflowing with optimism, eardrum bursting decibel levels and an absolute confidence in our ability to win the tie from the moment the ref toots his whistle But if Arsenal get an early goal there’ll be a collective shitting of y-fronts in the stands and that’ll feed through to the players and we’ll fuck it up and lose the tie For once we need to break free of the shackles of our many, many, many past failures and believe in total victory, with players and fans in perfect symbiosis

What the club membership page says about events is: Priority ticket window for St. James' Park Events I take that to mean non-football events e.g. members did get priority on Fender tickets And that priority offer is the same for both Mags & Mags+

Yoro’s agent on the phone to Man Utd: “Aye, Real Madrid are all in for him, they really want him bad, he’ll be their marquee signing, you’ll have to move quick if you want him, Madrid have faxed over a contract, it’s a big one too, he’s a generational talent”

Hello, hello We are the Geordie boys Hello, hello We are the Geordie boys We're gonna win the PSR, we're gonna spend fuck all We will follow United

I would rather have no players. Than no PSR headroom.

I’ve quickly rung round Man Utd, Liverpool, Spurs, Chelsea and Arsenal to ask them how much we can can spend They just laughed at how naive I was

I’m balls deep in the headroom, pumping away like a jackhammer

Hook up the PSR drip and feed my veins full of that pure profit balance sheet nectar A mere 6 months on Tyneside where he did nowt on the pitch, but arguably he’s one of the best financial signings we’ve ever made Modern football is THE BEST

Given it will be difficult for Newcastle United to get a work permit for Yıldız, perhaps he will be loaned back to Gençlerbirligi Signing some kid who plays for the u19’s of a team I’ve never heard of and couldn’t play for us as he can’t get a work permit Inject that PSR 4D Chess right into my veins

We should sell all our players and just sign 11 accountants Modern football is all about counting beans, not blasting a ball into the onion bag

If someone who’s only just signed up for Mags+ membership got cup final ticket priority over a standard member who’s been signed up all season and applied for tickets for every game that’d be obscenely shan If that happens I’ll sue the club

Be proper shan as fuck if Mags+ gets priority for anything other than what’s already advertised for Mags+ If there’s a new benefit being added that relates to ticket access then the club need to tell punters that so everyone can make an informed choice on whereby to upgrade vs a standard membership

Nee idea what he looks like, just hear the constant complaining from behind me

Middle of the GEC, he’s got a season ticket so is always in the same spot I’m in the seat a lot and there’s a proper nice mix of people from teens to OAP’s and everyone in the area is great apart from this one bloke and his relentless negativity

There was a bloke behind me today who did nowt but piss & moan for 90 mins Never stopped yapping and not one single thing that came out of his cakehole was positive It was just a relentless torrent of complaints and criticism Why bother going if you’ve got that much pent up hatred of our own players Do something fun with your time instead, like zumba or basket weaving

I don’t know, I don’t have a Twatter account so can only see the posts on here But if he’s a construction lawyer who’s seen some highly anticipated large scale plans that aren’t in the public domain and he’s revealing what he’s seen in those plans via posting imagery and commentary on Twatter then I’d be questioning his discretion

A lawyer who gets to see confidential pictures of a large scale yet to be revealed construction project so decides to post them all over the Twatter Anyone got his contact details ? Because he’s the sort of trustworthy legal beagle I want fighting my corner when Michelle Collins inevitably takes out the restraining order on me

TL;DR I don't understand not going for a loan unless there really is no one. But I don't know all the facts so who knows

Bet in your last season you were still one of the youngest in there

We should get Wor Fans to print that in big letters on a massive banner and hoist it up facing the East Stand

Latest Mitchell quotes in The Athletic: “Me, lager. Eddie, lager. Nickson, lager sometimes cider, so different drinks for different…needs.”

There’s nothing “corporate” about it, that’s for sure When I was in there the queues for the bars were massive, there was a covers band playing Britpop tunes so loud that you couldn’t hear yourself think and I got a free shawarma wrap and some chips for my bait. The seats are nowt special either. Think it was £180 per ticket. Felt like I’d been scammed