bobbydazzla

Pessimists Anonymous Hi, my names Bobby and I’m a doomaholic. It’s been 2 hours since I last predicted that everyone apart from Newcastle would win all their games….

Dance if you wanna dance Please, Rasmus, score a chance They’re never gonna know Which way Onana goes All we know is Maguire’s too slow Almost bottom three Please, Ruben, let it be Jim on the other hand Won't fix the leaking stand It’s all part of a master plan

Look at me, look at me, I’ve got a properly kitted out cinema room with a good sound system. Pathetic

Top Gun 1 - Goose dies because he bangs his head relatively lightly on the canopy of an F14 Tomcat Top Gun 2 - Maverick hits Mach 10 in a TWOC’d experimental Darkstar aircraft, survives the destruction of the plane, lands safely back on earth (in the USA), walks straight into a bar and glugs some water I’ll have a large bag of whatever drugs the Top Gun 2 script writers were on please

I won’t watch it for that very reason After the abject disappointment of Top Gun 2, Trainspotting 2 and Sex and the City 2, I’ve vowed never to watch sequels of my favourite films

I keep looking lustily at the Chelsea members loyalty points scheme in the same way that I'd peek over the garden fence at next doors smoking hot wife when she's out on a summers day trimming her bush in a pair of tiny shorts

Aye, if it was Real Wokenonsense and Inter Yamam

Has anybody actually used any of the benefits apart from buying tickets for matches and getting early access to the Fender tickets ?

Like mange ridden starving street dogs begging for any scraps from random passers by and sniffing in the bins for anything edible Then when one of the dogs hears about some manky old leftovers they run to all the other dogs to tell them, the other dogs then convince themselves it’s a source of Michelin star quality meals prepared by the finest chefs And the dogs start salivating and discussing the delicious food for hours and hours in anticipation of a feast But then no food materialises and they’re back scrounging for scraps as usual and the cycle continues Or something like that

Catts for me like

They put the reserves out tonight like ?

Shame Bath couldn’t get the win in normal time

Telt yers didn’t I, it’s a recipe for disaster

hewman erra erra cempewter erra marra ?

What a load of old Kobelers

Whoa, whoa and thrice whoa. I wasn’t on about Grealish man, I was on about @nufc123 @Fak teed up a bit of multi post jokey bantz that was heading towards a climatic punchline but nufc123 let it fall flat on its arse Which just shows that an amateur will often stitch up a professional

Amy obviously doesn't do shrooms

Am I close ? If so I want option 3

He's a little slug.......a little slug with no personality

Grealish has cultivated the low sock, extremely hairy legs, tight shorts, bulging calves look. It's his personal aesthetic and he won't want to change it as it'll hit his image rights bunce Dibling is a young lad with his career ahead of him. He can cultivate a high sock aesthetic at NUFC and earn all the image rights bunce he wants, but at the correct sock length. Or he can piss off to some other team full of sartorial scoundrels who have no respect for decorum

Sir Edward of Howe would want Grealish to pull his socks up. Which I can't see Grealish agreeing to Everyone in our squad wears high socks. And I'm sure this is strict company policy. A low socker would ruin the aesthetic