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Cos Schar is our only available 1st choice CB until after Xmas at the earliest

Footy commentators are bad But Carlton Kirby who commentates on the cycling on Eurosport is the biggest commentator cunt on the planet He’s subhuman scum Would take immense pleasure in pushing him from a barge into the Great Pit of Carkoon and watching The Sarlacc slowly devour him for elevenses

Whichever cunt thought flashing lights inside a stadium is a decent way to start a footy game needs a hefty kick in their bollocks / growler

Watch Young Boys Wankdorf Villians Isn’t going to look great in the Google search history on my work PC

Exactly this for me like Mute the sound, put some tunes on Can sit back and relax without feeling the need to boil Clive Tyldesley’s head

I just can't get that excited about the goal because Carra on Sky Sports commentary said the defender made it far too easy for Barnes. All I could hear from my telly was that the defender was shit and making the space to hit the shot wasn't down to Barnes being good. So I think we all need to understand that it wasn't a worldie, it was just shit defending. Unless it was Mo Salah who'd scored it, obviously.

City avoid points deduction, fine or transfer ban. But have to agree to: Man Utd and Liverpool to start every season on +60 points Man Utd to get a new stadium, paid for by privatisation of the NHS Man Utd and Liverpool to be able to sign any player from any other PL club, with no transfer fee required Jurgen Klopp allowed to officiate VAR on all matches Liverpool play

The Moorings in Boothstown wants to watch its letterbox

Flames before kick off Should be an automatic 20 point deduction for any club that does it

I’ve been next to people in the ground who start slagging him as soon as the ref blows his whistle Happened multiple times last season, in different parts of the ground

Aye, he’s not good enough and he shouldn’t be getting starts ahead of Tonali But fans calling him worse than shite from kick off isn’t going to make him play any better, it’s just shan So many people seem to hate his guts and can’t wait to scream abuse at him

that’s the spirit

THUUUUUUUNNNNNDABASSSSSSSA YESSSSSSSSSSSSS FABI YA SEXY FUCKA

Your wish is Eddie’s command, almost

Longstaff and Murphy been weak as piss whilst we have Tonali and Barnes sat on the bench So frustrating

WhatchootalkinboutWillis He made 21 Premier League appearances last season

Is she called Jill ? Enjoys a romantic day out at an owl sanctuary ?

Callum scored goals and it was a gas Soon turned out, he was made of glass

what does he think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre ?

But it’s essential to the survival of humanity that Manchester United gets a world class state of the art Wembley of the North stadium funded by the taxpayer And Brexit Jim and Seb Coe have sucked off loads of politicians. They don’t guzzle MP spunk for free

No need to worry about interest rates when the taxpayer is footing the bill for the new stadium

As the great author Mr G. Orwell once wrote about PSR: “All Premier League clubs are equal, but some Premier League clubs are more equal than others”

that little glance Steak Bakes has at the interviewer at the end is the point where when his mask slips and you just know exactly what Steak Bakes is really thinking.... I'm only parroting these cliched old lies so I can sit here again in 6 months and tell this journo that I'm trying my best under difficult circumstances, but I'm not a quitter, so I'll be here until the Board decide otherwise. Kerching.

If tax payer money is used to pay for a 2nd large scale modern football stadium in Manchester then that's just taking the fucking piss Seb Coe and Brexit Jim are claiming this is a "once-in-a-generation project to develop of a world-class stadium for the north of England". Aye rights. Fucking arseholes. Man City have a world class state of the art stadium 3 miles away from Old Trafford and that was initially taxpayer funded before City moved in One of the richest and most popular clubs in the world can pay for its own fucking stadium. The brass necked cunts asking for government cash when we're struggling to maintain basic public services.