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Yeah Loic, Yeah....... To be fair the whole quote says .... ""It will be a huge honour to play for such a big club. I was very flattered by the Club's interest in me back in January and also very happy that they showed interest in me again this summer."

No mention of an option to buy on the main site?

Going to give this Blackpool game a watch and do a little scouting

witty banter. To be honest I think considering what happened with Remy last time, plus the fact we are all utterly desperate to sign someone. Can understand peoples lack of humour today

The N-O boys always have their fingers on the pulse

Ah never seen that template before

They will probably end up overpaying for a lot of players if the Bale deal goes through. Soldado will guarantee goals though. Quality finisher with a good record.

The new Henry

Amazingly Lyon have made me have sympathy for Kinnear. From what he said yesterday and all the things we've found out it sounds like they are a nightmare to deal with. Worst thing is Gomis isn't even that amazing else we would have just paid what they asked. Simple things are that he's a decent player coming to the end of his contract that we thought we could snag on the cheap. Proving more of a pain in the arse than they imagined I guess.

Fuck sake bimpy. You get me every time

It can't be him, man. Yeah who says it's real? his twitter is bafgomis while this one liking pictures is bafegomis? Anyway still think we should hang in there and try and get this guy but it is getting a bit silly now. But we need a different type of player to compliment Cisse and Remy. Bent simply won't work unless he is happy to sit on the bench and play backup. Also strong chance Shola will still get appearances to come on and be the "big man"

Gutted. Sorry if anyone was offended. Other Newcastle forums are available. That last line feels like you've just cock-slapped everyone on here in the face Bow down to this man's power!

Has a Demba Ba feel about it this. Think he's going to have a cracking season and then we will get the media all over the fact he could sign for one of the big boys instead of us

Title might have been mildly amusing if he had actually been proven innocent already.

To be fair it's the player we wanted to replace Ba since January so a return to the 4-3-3 could be possible with Remy to be happier to play the wide role than Demba was. Excited now

Higher res pictures up now here http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/loic-remy-hoping-complete-move-5587106?

You could of had Torres.

Didn't see a great deal of Remy last season but am I alone in thinking his all round game, in terms of build up play, is weak? Never saw him involved much in any build up play which makes me feel when people say play him wide left of a 3 he may not be best suited there. The one thing I did see that he was excellent at was playing on the shoulder and burying chances.

Lee Clark seems a miserable bastard.

Loïc Rémy arrives at Newcastle medical

Getting Remy done will make if much easier to walk away if necessary. Lyon have been utter twats during this whole deal.

This deal must have been an absolute nightmare to try and get sorted. Poor old Joe

So we could have two alleged rapists starting upfront this season?

"Spurs on the other hand may look into signing Ince as a replacement for Gareth Bale"