eliassenfredrik

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He's either insane, blind or both.

Pardew is doing his best self parody.

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Building up nicely for a shit storm today.

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Think some will only click on when we are relegated and he can't get us back up after several attempts. It's because Pardew has kids everywhere.. Stability

Utter rubbish. Even some blokes around me have started saying they wished we'd kept hold of him, I just shake me head in utter disbelief. If the players we have at the moment are playing as bad as they are I'd hate to see how bad Guthrie would be, he's a championship player at best and not even a very good one at that! Well this is just plain wrong. He'd comfortably be one of the best ball distributors in the club (as he previously were), probably only behind Cabaye. He also brings some attacking play to the table, as well as corners/free kicks. Not a very good Championship player

Shola will come on for Gouffran after 70 minutes. So, AC then?

His approach to most games are sack worthy alone. It will never work long term. He's getting the absolute bare minimum out of a lot of experienced international players. Hardly ludicrous to suggest a change to bring football back.

The tiredness crap is so tedious. How about all the Championship sides? 46 league games and 2 cups, so let's say 50 games. I'm sure they're not complaining like little bitches.

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Just shows what momentum and confidence can do, and how easy it is for players to perform above or below their level. Come on man its a lot more than that.... the midfield is disjointed now by comparison we hit long ball after long ball. In that game the whole team was balanced as f*ck and everyone were suited to their roles and we actually played positively and hardly resorted to long balls even Williamson was passing it out from the back A lot more than just momentum and confidence has changed.... the tactics, set up and mentality is just all wrong. erm...because of our downward momentum and lack of confidence? I'm veeeery much on the Pardew out NOW brigade, but what Ian says there is absolutely correct, and I won't let anyone hammer him for that Sure he's a big lad and can manage himself though. The momentum and confidence is dependent on the tactics, set up and mentality. Pretty basic stuff.

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This is so obviously the best team we can field atm. Therefore we will not and the following will happen: * Jonas will start, stay on, do nothing constructively and feed the opposition the ball. * Perch will start and get a yellow card. * Ben Arfa wont start. * Anita wont start and wont get on as a sub. * Shola will come on for Gouffran at approx 65 min, do nothing constructively and feed the opposition the ball. * We'll get 7+ corners and not score from any of them. * Shit will get (more) real.

It was a good call, for sure, though I wouldn't agree with everything. We do need to move away from the long ball style, though since the new lads came in in January, there's been signs that Pardew is at least trying to move in that direction. I'm not sure that we've quite got the squad in place to do that yet, which is partly why I'd give the guy another season. You really do say the most extraordinary things. Obvious troll is obvious.

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Actually sounds a lot more reasonable when put in a fuller context. It's the most embarrassing result in my lifetime following NUFC and he doesn't appear to give a f***. Aye, he's well reasonable, what a guy. He has to try put a positive spin on it, it's his only choice. I think he knows it's embarrassing but I would agree he doesn't seem to understand exactly how much so. He should be f***ing ashamed. He is not putting a positive spin on it in the right way whatsoever, he's making excuses and taking pot shots at those daft c***s down the road. A positive spin would be to say he was deeply upset by the result and wouldn't rest until he'd made up for it. His quotes since the game have been insulting.

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No.

Is he gone yet?

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No reason you should really, our Premiership record against you is quite poor, here are the head to head stats. Head to Head Record Pld W D L F A League 113 40 31 42 191 193 FA Cup 4 3 0 1 8 7 League Cup 2 2 0 0 3 1 Texaco Cup 2 1 0 1 3 4 Total 121 46 31 44 205 205 Home Record Pld W D L F A League 56 25 18 13 109 73 FA Cup 4 3 0 1 8 7 Texaco Cup 1 1 0 0 2 1 Total 61 29 18 14 119 81 Premier League Record Pld W D L F A Pts 13 2 3 8 18 29 9 Fortunately for you, we'll still be shit and hand you the game.