JoeyBartoon

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ZUSuCWEDBCqvZM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/archive/f/f1/20070524212612!Willem_Dafoe.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:aT4vf3hB9snJyM:http://www.4thegame.com/media/00/04/06/alex_hleb.jpg Willem dafoe as Hleb

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:KGQpBPEVVmOnFM:http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/bubba.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:FPi-BULPhWlsWM:http://www.4thegame.com/media/00/03/45/bramble_titus_nufc_profile_2006.jpg Mike Brown aka Bubba gump as Titus Bramble

Andy Johnson?

Ugo Ehiogu?

Kevin Davies

Haha Jenas, ya cocky twat. Did Sir Bobby Robson go mental at him for taking a pen casual once?

Get Aaron Ramsey signed!

Keegan's gonna win us the league, ya nar

At the end of the day we're shit, end of. We're going down. I'm certainly not surprised at our current situation. We've got defenders who can't defend, midfielders who can't create. Look at the players we have, we've got a striker on 100k a week who's more bothered about playing for england. We've got players who arn't what they once were because of injuries (Duff, Owen, Smith), we've got players who are here for the money (Viduka,Geremi). These over-paid muppets aint going to keep us up.

What a depressing list! Anyway... Harper Beye Faye Cacapa Enrique Barton Milner Duff Zoggy Owen Martins

Keegan's style of football is killing us right now!

We need players who are hungry for success, none of these players who are looking for a big pay day. I'm sure there are plenty of talented youngsters around the world who would love to play in the premiership.

I'd keep Given, Beye, Milner and Zoggy. The rest of them can fuck off and earn their silly wages at someone like West Ham, a team like us who are prepared to pay ridiculous wages on players who were once good.

Only two wins in the last 16 Prem games We've still got Villa, Spurs, Everton, Portsmouth, Birmingham, West Ham and Liverpool all away as well! Can't see many points from these games. The home games against Blackburn, Fulham, Reading and the mackems are must win games now. Can't see us getting anything from Man U and Chelsea. This is a worrying time.

going down

Don't worry folks, with a 38% win record with pompey, he's currently having his best spell as a manager! He's the man to take us forward.

Gutted! Can't believe that we're getting that cockney prick > Same old story yet again, we're a joke.

Steve Mclaren??

I can imagine the slack jaws talking to SSN now. "When we get shearer we're gonna win the league, ya nar!"

Back to square one....................again Now for Shearer

We could go down

Utter shambles.

premiership we're havin a laugh

We are going down. No creativity under big face

Home games against Reading, Middlesborough and Fulham are massive now. Can't see us picking up many more points in the other fixtures.