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Dear god.

First 60 minutes at Bolton were worse.

Maybe he thinks Blackburn was a league game? Or he's looking at a live update league table, there's a few times I've been caught out by them when I'm not sure if it's been updated or not. Definitely this.

How the hell is it his knee?

That was seriously pathetic. With a 3-0 lead it would have been some great fun. 1-0 I was ready to throttle the lazy bastard.

Excellent 3 points. The table is a beautiful sight right now. Come on Swansea!

Get paid millions to play a sport and can't be bothered to run a little with 3 minutes left. Embarrassing.

Jonas.

I think Best is limping around.

Oh my god, Shola up front on his own.

I'd be laughing more if we had more than a one goal lead.

I'm sitting here wishing Lovenkrands was on the bench so we could take off Shola. Biggest indictment of a player, ever.

Pleat: Taylor, Taaaylor, TAYLOR! [cue closeup of Santon after ball goes out)

So funny when HBA or Santon have the ball one v. one with a defender. One little shimmy and they fall over. We should be destroying this team.

Smith to be honest.

I'm really impressed. Most of our players seem to know where others will be, or have a good enough understanding of each other to be able to play so freely. Good stuff from Pards, considering 3 of our 4 'midfielders' on aren't starters. I'm really surprised. Maybe the pre cursor to even more of the same. Swap Tiote for Guthrie, Cabaye for Taylor, and Ba for Shola and we're just laughing. Don't think we'd ever start with it, but it's a nice option to have. Wish we'd switch when things aren't working without an injury forcing it.

Isn't there a Sports Direct tarp over the center circle before kickoff? Maybe it left a mark with the frost? Or maybe we're about to have the tackiest center circle in the world.

He deserves some credit for going with Ben Arfa and switching the formation rather than the easy change with Abeid or Gosling. Hope we destroy them in the second half.

Best hat-trick today. It's how he rolls.

Not sure I've ever been this bored watching NUFC play.

Bolding for Sewelly.

Brilliant in defence. Solid in possession. Pretty s*** in the final third? [/quot] I think we'd all sign up for that.

Looks excellent.

Somehow it will be applied to PL games knowing our luck. Need to see this chokeslam.

Only 4 league appearances this season. 26 years old.