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I think I'd take any manager with a positive attitude at this point. Don't give a shit who it is.

Debuchy is definitely going to walk this half.

Krul is amazing.

Paul Carr @PCarrESPN Newcastle is winless in 66 straight PL games when trailing at half (51 losses, 15 draws). Last such win: 2006.

True, but it's brainless. Agree.

That's not a red.

Cabaye as good as gone, Jonas injured, and getting bummed on the first day. We have to sign two at a bare minimum, right?

Good thing we're full of depth down the left.

Navas made the most of that. Might have to drop him from my FF team.

Fuck that. Just shows he's been waiting for a way out.

We're funny.

Literally our only hope.

That was awful from Cisse.

The one thing Jonas can do. Oh no, where's Willo?

Tiote - 4

Did you think it would?

Nope. Giveaway count is at 3.

Tiote count: 2

Going to count Tiote giveaways. 1

COME ON!

This will be sport as much as ancient gladiators mutilating animals was sport.

The last shred of optimism I can come up with is it'd be very typical of us to actually play well now. Not sure that would be enough anyway.

Bid came yesterday.

Probably in winter '15.

Fuck this. Fuck it all.