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12-0

f off mariner.

Not a single f'ing question about the match. shite fucking interview.

https://twitter.com/Bims_World/status/1124774239448502274 Mariner stealing a career as a referee how?

And palace two down. This afternoon is going well.

And he's scored.

Can this be retitlrd? The championship ones are equally turd.

True, they should give it a go. See if the players take the hint.

Sissoko, barely done f all this season, now captain? Wtf. I wanna work at Newcastle, seems to be the best place for getting rewarded for doing shite at your job.

I'd say he been distinctly average in 50% of the games he has played However he was good in the other one, so I guess he could prove to be worth the money. I keep hoping for a winger who plays on the wing and crosses, and he doesn't really appear to be that type of player so I'm going to have a bias against him.

BBC article suggesting that Jonjo was the best value signing of the January window; http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35526983 Apparently he should be valued at £23.5m. Same article suggests we overspent by £5m on Townsend. Based on their performances so far they might be right.

eh, what legal right? Yes he is legally allowed, but this is not the same as a right. I'm fairly sure that I'd find it near impossible to get back in to my field of work if I were a convicted rapist, and I'm not even in the public eye. Yes I think he should be allowed to work, no I do not believe that he has a right to be paid footballer, that's a privilege not a right. I don't believe for one second that Oldham would be so interested in signing him if it were not for the fact he is far better than anyone else they could normally afford; amazing value for money because his reputation is so damaged. He has a legal right to seek employment in whatever field he so chooses. The only reason he's not already playing football again is due to the pressure being exerted on clubs that would otherwise have signed him ages back. wo But why should he be allowed back? Would you be happy if he was employed to work alongside your missus? First works do where she has a few too many shandys would you expect him to get her a taxi to ensure that she gets home safe and sound, or do you think he'd take advantage and have her panties down and be in balls deep before you can say 'Why did they employ him?'

eh, what legal right? Yes he is legally allowed, but this is not the same as a right. I'm fairly sure that I'd find it near impossible to get back in to my field of work if I were a convicted rapist, and I'm not even in the public eye. Yes I think he should be allowed to work, no I do not believe that he has a right to be paid footballer, that's a privilege not a right. I don't believe for one second that Oldham would be so interested in signing him if it were not for the fact he is far better than anyone else they could normally afford; amazing value for money because his reputation is so damaged.

Why? Let them think he is the dog danglies until they've signed him. Last thing we want is someone from the club reading this thinking that signing him is a mistake. So for anybody from Palace, this is my official line; Pardew is brilliant, and its such a shame that a big team like Palace are stealing him from us. Oh how we we cope?

Both of those manager played as attacking players. I believe its likely that they understand creative players better than Pardew because of this. Pardew was a defender, and approaches each game as a defender, he seems to think that if we defend then goals somehow magically happen. Failing to spot that the players required to create that magic aren't going to be defending, and failing to provide that platform from the rest of the team for them to have the autonomy to produce goals.

Would have fired him after the Reading match, and nothing has changed since. The only players he seems to be easily capable of motivating are the opposition. He is too scared of failure to set up a team to try and win, putting our players under pressure, and generally causing some of the most turgid displays of football I've ever seen from such a talented bunch of players. This team deserves to be enjoying their football, but with him in charge for another year, I wouldn't be surpised to see half of them quit and start farming instead.

Or something he might be able to comprehend... Like... Neegggg arggg ugggg agghhhh. The blokes a fricking vegetable.

Worst result ever. It's my birthday, my wife is that rarest of breeds, a Manu fan from Stretford, and my chances of a birthday BJ or shag have gone up in smoke. Shite day.

Niall f'ing Quinn doing the commentary. Sky are taking the p*ss.

Difficult to walk with a hard on. Mine was bad enough and I didn't score it.

Who's the midfielder in the Shola shirt? He's pretty decent.

Woo!

rofl

twat

perch. wtf!