Heron

Legend.

Sign Mateta

Alreet Export Sexport. Who plugged into you.

Ner just thrown the towel in for half the games he's played

This name sounds like something a child would say to another child when rubbishing their name.

Pedri

Rashford for £30m

Barely played though. We ideally don't want players of that age but we need leaders replacing in the squad and we need people to set the bar. Bowen is one of those and for £30m let's say, I think it'd perhaps be a smart move, even if to only last us a couple of years whilst we readjust and go again.

Get you more goals and assists than Gordon on a regular basis...

He'll fast forget about us here don't worry.

How much do you reckon you get Bowen for? £30million? Less?

To be fair though his goals did help fire us there. I'm being somewhat facetious. Gordon has the ability to do far better than he has been for us - if he eats some humble pie and sticks to what he's good at - driving at defenders and being a niggly, relentless bastard. He decided he was of Isaks ilk (which he absolutely wasn't) and has noticeably thrown the towel in or simply not bothered his arse on many occasion this year. Isak paved the way and now Gordon walks it. Let's see if he has better fortunes... I suspect he will fwiw and it'll always vindicate the behaviour and decision - but I dotn suspect he'll ever be the player he thinks he is. A lot of time on the training ground required, I think.

He was our star man in the cup final.

These clubs will fast move on to someone else who's likely better and cheaper tbh.

Ner I'm just being an annoying arsehole mate cause I'm bored in the hoose I'd snap their hands off now. You could wait and he could break a leg or yoh could wait and he could add £20m to his price tag but he wants away and so that's easy for me. Ciao. He'll do alreet abroad but don't ever really fancy him to be Ryan Giggs like. Massively overrated, primarily by himself.

You not paying attention like?

I'll let you off then