Heron

Glad yous all enjoyed the beers and night and more importantly that you're sorted Rocker. You were a real trooper. Top man. It was GallowgateKev who sorted the ambulance really not me. Anyways...I type this as I prepare to have a bath. Went to bed a scruff last night following a match, 6 mile walk and meal. Have had to hoy ice on my left leg and cannot bend it properly. Think I've fucked a tendon or some shit.

I'll be there right on cue...looking fresh faced and jovial. Laughing at the expense of our horrendous opponents.

Ah...thread title...big floppy todgers.

What time do we need to be there for and kick off?

Ah fuck...I need a red top

Love the Adidas Toon tops like. Just fits great with the Black and White stripes. Good on those AshleyOut people like putting shirts into production to compete with this cunt of an owner...

Would fucking love their fans to start counting there chickens and taking the piss out of us then Arsenal to score. They have been right jammy cunts by the way.

Spanish away fans are shit.

Fucking hell man...and we're subjected to fucking Gouffran...

We don't f*** about. We're ready, mentally and physically. Get your Daz out Blues cause we're taking you to the f***ing cleaners, bitches.

Two seconds, gonna check with my pal William Shakespeare. Think he might have heard it.

Don't blame De Gea. ManUre aren't half the club Real Madrid are.

I don't think away goals count in any domestic competition. Could be wrong like.

Herrera 1-0.

Changing boots 6 minutes in...

0-2 Arsenal

Coqlickin looks like Riviere.

Who was that? Henry?

Not for the price he will want.

Really?

Jack Colback is just painfully average. The sort of player every average team needs. Someone who consistently ticks over okay performances whilst those around them play blinders and change games, or in our instance play fucking shit and cost us our place in the league. As previously mentioned, he is symbolic of where we are at as a club.

His kicking is fuckign atrocious. Mind...just about every keeper I've seen in a Newcastle top has shit kicking. Pav was the last half-decent one. Elliott is actually okay at distributing he is just shite at everything else. I feel for Krul like - it's all turned sour and fast. He should leave this summer and go to a decent club with ambition, for his sake.

The funny thing about that whole argument is that it's almost as if those who forced him out willingfully asked for Carver to replace him. Retards.

I was fucking foaming yesterday like. Still am today to a lesser degree.