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I can only imagine he would come back as snail. Just look at the shell he is already wearing, some oversized White shirt. No wonder Ian's sweating he probably thinks Glenn's part of the Klan.

I'm actually looking forward to half time now. Do you reckon they'll discuss the tactical and strategical performance from the rain clouds?

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Interestingly Terrible Vision. Well done on your 30minutes of horrendously shite punditry. Fuck knows what they will talk about at half-time now...

Dickskin and Wright are at least semi-normal. The other two though...

:lol: This is more dramatic than Britains Got fucking Talent.

LMFAO. "First I am not the stadium manager." Chiles man...seriously...is your head a sprout?

All it takes is for one of them to break out the Jaffa Cakes due to the lack of adult supervision and the whole World Cup goes down the shitter.

"Turkeys at Christmas!" Turkeys at fucking Christmas! Chiles man, give us all a present and fuck off like Santa will you. Just piss off and only come back once a year.

I'm here like: http://www.movingimage.us/images/exhibitions/media/reaction_gif/michael-jackson-thriller-eating-popcorn.gif :lol:

We could just get Milner out to discuss life...

Wear a Gateshead one or another local side?

Chiles man...ffs...just fight for a dwarf in trial by combat will you. You fucking clip of a human.

Maybe, just maybe...they're England 'til they die...and they're already sick of our performance.

Fucking hell...

Time for a mid-game wank.

FFS man. This is gay as fuck.

WTF.

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Commentators too. Gerrard has a wild left-footed shot and it's like "Ah well. Gerrard swung a leg at it with the hope of scoring." Lallana does the same and they proceed to advise what he really should have done. Tossers.

I find it strange that normally people would think "ah fucking hell, a huge storm is coming" anywhere else in the world but when they're at the football match it's just part of the spectacle and aids the atmosphere. I'm equally as bad like but it's still bizarre.

For me, this and also players having the names on their shirts. I don't agree with that either. Don't agree with names on shirts? Ner...I don't see the real need. No player is bigger than the team they play in so numbers should suffice.

Aye, It totally agree. Never used to be as a bairn but now I am all for the plain Jane Black boots.

For me, this and also players having the names on their shirts. I don't agree with that either.