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Heron

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  1. Tomorrow will possibly be the best atmosphere of the season. I think this is being 'bigged' up a lot by our fans and as a result the ground will be buzzing. An early goal and the place will be rocking.
  2. Hope the twats get a win for him today, and us fwiw.
  3. Yes, we are. Nee dissing Pards in here mind. It's not allowed. This is my fucking thread.
  4. You can fuck right off. Dickweed. Go have a nibble on your fathers cock.
  5. Aye. Its basically how they're told to report. It's the same with Sky News. It was disgusting, They were almost glad it came along since muamba is on the mend. Jim White said something like 'petrov has tried hard this season to deliver crosses, now he's going to have to try hard to deliver his health, Thats shocking. Stuff like that should be reported to Ofcom. Canny clever simile that like.
  6. You wish you were that cute, baby.
  7. Did you research that superkeeper?
  8. Heron

    Nile Ranger

    do you smell what the rock is cooking?
  9. Realism...it's a new religion mate. I started it because I'm eternally over-optimistic. Coco-pops style. KEEP THE FAITH.
  10. Boujour. Salut. Hi. Buenos Dias. Mamma mia. Cia bella. Stiri peevo. Cinqo cerveza. Droit au but. Kugelschreiber. Arrivaderci. Fucking Frogs. Schizen. Chien. Chat. Goulash. EIEIEIO, up the football league we go, when we get to Europe (now), this is what we sing, I like beef and you like chicken the indians lads called singh! Aye, aye pork pie...unless you're a Jew - ye can have a vegetarian alternative squire. Neeeeeow planes at the platform we're going to the big stage, Europa league beckons like a Nordic attack when the fog-horn sounds and the smoke signals go off. We are fucking mint and if you don' like it, I suggest you dip your tongue in the sugar bowl because that's the closest thing to how sweet this is. Bitch ass lego pieces.
  11. That's that then, my confidence has suddenly gone through the roof. Top man.
  12. Tiote is solid, He'll kick you up a-height, He'll twat you when he feels like it, because you're soft as shite. And if he really wanted, he'd score a raker too, just like against the Arsenal, it's Cheik tiote, BOOM! Tiote! :clap: Tiote! :clap: Tiote! :clap:
  13. Heron

    Alan Pardew

    I've noticed Welshman are something of a favourite for you...
  14. Heron

    Alan Pardew

    Absolutely gorgeous babes.
  15. I'm going to have sex with my right hand in a fortnight or so. Just to keep y'all informed.
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