Heron

3-0 win.

Definately a MONG and not a WUM you like.

I'll get 8

I'm a hypocrite to say this but maybe our standards are just realistic now.

Going to tie someones laces together on a corner.

I might win a penalty tomorrow.

Walk.

Don't really give a shit who the blues have. We have the red spirit we will defeat you.

Nice to see people getting behind the team/manager like.

I'll let you off. You seem like a pretty cool guy, most the time.

We see Nolan run around till his face gets red and he spends the remaining 70 minutes hiding and blowing out of his arse. There's no spirit and determination there. Wanting to win badly is one thing, making the sacrifices to do it is quite another. I don't know if you're a WUM or just a total MONG.

He already does.

We got Heza whilst you got Colin, Nick (QBG) and Peter at the same time but just ignore that. I'll be alreet in goal man Dan, Greg's going to lend me some gloves and everything. meow! Sounded so bitchy when I read that back.

smell When do you go on tour mate? Can I have a ticket the Newcastle show?

what's funny, pumpkin? xoxox

In what sense?

Cheers. It's nice to know you're competent in your role David.

Is there anyone who hasn't said Sunderland as one of their votes? Admin' work your stuff, NOW. Especially you Dave, you seem to be lacking in administrative enthusiasm these days.

Man United and Liverpool are kind of respectable imo although I greatly dislike both, teams like Chelsea and Man Citeh aren't so I'd say I hate them. Villa are just c***s, who aren't that much different to us in terms of club, but the fans are horrible little wankers. I also hate teams like Blackburn, Bolton, Wigan, who I consider to be small-time ikea clubs. Stoke are football spoiling wankers and they should play in the handball league not football. Wolves are similar apart from the throw-in thing. Blackpool have a bit more about them, and I genuinely hope they do alright this season providing it's not at our expense - Holloway is mint. WBA are an irrelevance to me, as are Birmingham and Everton. 'Spurs are again, similar to us as a club but their fans are w***-splats. I have always thought West Ham are scummy fuckers (their fans) but their club and the way they play is canny - their like a less likeable version of Fulham. S*nderland don't even warrant an explanation. Arsenal and Fulham are the only two teams I remotely like in this division tbh, apart from us obviously, and apart from those that I think are irrelevant - I hate the vast majority of this division.

Please, please, PLEASE don't do what Villa did when these get relegated though. Let another club be the stupid fucks.

Chelsea, Villa and ManUre.

Liverpool will go into administration tomorrow and be deducted 9points. I'd love that to happen, but will it in reality though? It's looking that way.

Liverpool will go into administration tomorrow and be deducted 9points.

Haha! Fucking hell.

They better win now. Just for me.