Heron

Anyone thinking we deserved to be ahead after 20 mins is absolutely kidding themselves. It was only after that first goal we got our mojo back. I really hope that's it now...been lacking confidence since Liverpool.

Again! Again!

It's absolutely reflective of what happened. I am as happy as the next person, but today there was some good fortune/degree of incompetence before we got back to our 'last season' self. Absolutely.

Good chances. A competent PL side scores one of those two. They scored neither. The first goal could have arguably been denied and the second was a pen despite Burn doing to fantastic to score. We were 7/10 today. They were 2/10 after they first 25mins.

Player of the season so far.

Aye. It was 0 - 0 and they should have scored twice.

Absolutely. We were choosing the next scorer in the old George today. Surreal.

Absolutely. Twice we left them wid expensive through bad communication and in the first instance Teippier blocked the shot and in the second the kid fired wide. Absolutely shite.

Has Pepe ever done it from nothing...

He couldn't do what Eddie Howe is.

We said this today. Outrageous.

Haven't read anything prior not gonna lie. But we should have been 2 down after 25mins. We got a stroke of fortune for the first, the second was a pen in our favour had it not have been scored and the 'foul' for the third was not a foul. We should have had a pen for a fourth that didn't happen. But after that we absolutely smashed them and they capitulated.

Send me all your winnings

One of the first 5 on the team sheet nowadays.

Alfreton (played) Aston Villa Barcelona (non-matchday, stadium tour) Barnsley Benfica Blackburn Blackpool Birmingham Bolton Burnley Brugge Cardiff (Millenium Stadium) Cardiff City Carlisle Darlington Doncaster Dunston Everton Fulham Gateshead Grimsby Heaton Stannington (played) Hearts (vs Dundee United) Huddersfield Hull Inter Milan (Inter vs Juve) Leeds Liverpool Man City Man United Marseille Middlesbrough Newcastle (Obviously) Norwich Preston (non-matchday, stadium tour) QPR Rangers Rotherham Sheffield United Sheffield Wednesday Tottenham (White Hart Lane) Tranmere Wembley West Brom West Ham Wigan York

Will score today.

This is how I read it. Was like "check out the 131 year old superfan on a football forum"

Nicely summarised.

I am in agreement that we don't have our club back, but it is back in the best form it could be (speaking specifically about the club). Only when there is a revolution in football (once the inevitable implosion occurs) will fans truly get their clubs back.

Icarus and the Pata Kid. A modern take on flying too close to the sun.

Seen some right sassyness these last few days. We're mint man. Chillax peeps.

Aye, I was in The Strawberry and it was a pure heart in mouth moment. Literally would have went ballistic if that went in.

Class this

My agent tells me that two of the three sides are battling it out for my signature. Our demands are 1 bag if haribo tangfastics, a large bottle of volvic lemon and lime flavoured water and a win bonus of a pack of Sour Cream and Onion pringles.

Are you considering a trip to Newcastle?