Thomson Mouse

No it won’t

Not even a little bit We laugh at the mackems and the pizza trophy. Who gives a fuck, it’s likely we’ll look massively different in 3 weeks. We need to stay up, that’s it.

Good. He can see what’s going on

Pretty sure it’s not offside as it came off Shelvey

Is it if it comes off Shelvey?

Completely different scenario

Knee jerk tactic or pretty usual for here

What was?

I know its Cambridge but Wilson if constantly fit for me would be the answer. He’s not so they should smash the money for a centre forward

Why has Loki come back as the Wycombe manager?

The one with the wheelie bins?

He’s a bit weird that kid

You couldn’t tell?

Yep, that looks like him

So like the rest of them then.

Have they gone through the rigorous PL checks or are they not deemed a threat to the top 6?

To be fair, apart from maybe his first season and a bit Barton was pretty solid

Debuchy?

And then saying we ‘couldn’t get it over the line’

Fuck me that yellow for Toney was a joke

Nobby is the closest for me. Was utter shit for about two seasons and then…

Perfect

No idea who any of them are apart from the dentist and cunt chops wraith