Oakie Doke

2 goal cushion means we should bring Sammy or Haris on to gain some valuable experience.

BESTY

Duff never looked anywhere near as threatening when he played for us. Prick.

Colo was looking for that Expertly done.

Well done Timmy!

Cabaye going for the spectacular. Probably could have taken a touch.

Birtles' new buzz word is "bounce".

BOUNCE!

IT'S IN THE BOX!!!!!!!!!

now there's someone who knew how to put the ball in the box.

I think the co-commentator really excelled himself when he had a go at Jonas who was running forward with the ball, saying "you're gonna lose possession, you're gonna lose possession."

Garry Birtles. Formerly of Nottm Forest. He has a goalscoring record that would make Shola ashamed.

the co-commentator is off to slit his wrists and listen to Radiohead.

you can't blow for half time then.

unlucky Raylor.

I want to kill this co-commentator.

Saylor knocked out Tiote

Obertan is looking good tbf.

err yes.

0-0, Fulham to concede a throw-in at 37:43.

aww don't get my hopes up!

I hope Sammy and Vuckic get some game time.

Joe Redrey.

Punditry in general nowadays is poor. Steve Claridge ffs.

Chris Herd looks about 12 on his wikipedia profile.