Oakie Doke

justice there, wasn't a penalty imo.

who's that on Joey's t-shirt? Bob Dylan?

We may be a slightly weaker side without him, but it was probably best for team morale that he moved on. I hope and think he will get a good reception when he comes back to SJP.

Shefki Kuqi scored. Knew we should have kept him.

He should do Strictly Come Dancing. Imagine the abuse exchanged between him and Craig Revell Horwood.

Jonas IS a good looking man. Beautiful smile.

5. Jonas 4. Abeid 3. Vuckic 2. Cabaye 1. Santon

been standing by my bed for nearly half an hour. Fuck all's happened.

Zlatan Muslimovic has had one weird career. Loan after loan after loan.

Santon comes here at the youthful age of 20. Oba was in his mid-50s when he joined.

may as well loan Soderberg out tbh.

It's not hard to get ahead of Karelse or Caig. Lionel Perez on the other hand? He'll struggle to match him. ah, now there was a man who knew how to sit on a bench.

Don't want to put pressure on the lad, but could he be the new John Karelse? Or even Tony Caig? He has a lot to live up to - following a long line of keepers who, if it weren't for friendlies and the League Cup, most of us probably wouldn't recognise.

Cabaye is one hell of a sexy beast though. oh yeah wouldn't kick either out of bed.

sorry guys but I think he's better looking than Cabaye. Taller, with a nicer smile.

he's older than I thought http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/f/b7/0,,10278~9942799,00.jpg that's what flying Ryanair does to you.

OK. Nixon is a twat. Confirmed.

I think I've broken my F5 button today.

Shola had a holiday in Tuscany once. (ITK)

I suppose the idea is that it gives us money left to spend in January if it becomes apparent we need to.

means we'll be able to watch his progress first hand and Liverpool fans will get to see him as he's reaching his peak. Everyone's happy!

Glenn Roeder taught Rossi everything he knows.

I can't stand him. I remember him being truly awful during his brief stint as a Soccer Saturday reporter so how he's landed the main presenter role of Sky's Spanish coverage is beyond me. Maybe it's because he used to play in Portugal, which is near Spain.

agreed! 5'8 at best.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I have been known shed a tear over Google Translate's profoundness.