Oakie Doke

van Persie was like Bergkamp and Cantona all rolled into one in that move. Very unlucky.

Fabrischizio Coloccini

you've just taken years off my life!

Is this serious? ofcourse I'm fucking serious.

Watch your language, magpie 418. I'm tempted to report you but I wont this time. Think of this as a warning.

if he shaved his hair he'd be 5'8 tbh.

I reckon Beckham, Craig Bellamy and Darren Fletcher as the three older players.

I remember Emre doing that celebration against Reading a few years a go.

Great goal, Jonas

could have, maybe should have went for more goals but hey-ho, it's an away win at a tough place to go. Still unbeaten!

Bad substitutions. That is all.

I F*CKING LOVE JONAS GUTIERREZ

maybe he means Colin Murray of MOTD2, a Liverpool fan.

almost scored there though!

and who could forget this guy? http://www.footballcardsuk.com/cards/1994/7562.jpg

Jonas is fluent in Geordie, let him give Ba some lessons.

what happens if Mehdi gets called-up by Algeria for the ACN!?

Strangely proud of that gaming moment, like the gang on a bridge in The Witcher 'How man, am ganna dee ya' just seen it on youtube, not liking the apparent geordie venacular that is "howay mon"...part geordie, part jamaican? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Sting_21111985_06_700.jpg

Great news this, I'm a big fan of Jonas.

it's a bit like The Shining house in that a psycho use to live in it.

Gateshead basically is Newcastle.

Oui

and unless I'm very much mistaken, a young Luis Suarez to the right of him.

I'm very pro-Jonas myself. He may not have great crossing ability but he's one of the best dribblers in the league and that terrifies defenders, who have to double up on him. This will free up space for people like HBA and Marv. It's a potentially lethal attack, but we should keep Jonas in there.

tbf he only does things like that to wind opposition players up, and clearly it works. I very much doubt he does it in everyday life.