Oakie Doke

great finish from Rooney. Fulham had just had an effort cleared off the line as well.

Jonas' celebration was pretty inspirational.

that would actually be really cool can't see the traditionalists going for it though.

Reported.

who's Hamady Ba?

looking forward to Pards' MOTD interview. "Sissoko just absolutely rapes him there".

DELAYED POWER OUTAGE from Fox Soccer.

it's so beautiful.

no one paid the electricity bill at the Cottage.

Yeah, basically

words of a desperate man.

damn, just saw Ghana beat Cape Verde! They had a good run.

I'd been looking forward to this game for ages and usually when I do that we end up getting spectacularly violated, so this makes a lovely change.

Garth Crooks just said he'd never seen anyone beat Ashley Cole for pace like that. Then he said "the end is nigh". Not sure if the two are related in his mind.

let's not go over the top.

real clash of the titans stuff there

Garth Crooks' insane words and Didi Hamann's constant twitching make the Final Score panel look like extras from One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest.

in all seriousness that must have hurt like hell. Colo connected with Ba's head as if it was a ball that he's looking to clear the f*** away, whilst Ba's nodding his head downwards right into Colo's boot. Surprised he wasn't KO'd.

I'm walking on sunshine.

that was incredible. I don't think anyone could quite believe it!

delighted for him.

Brian McDermott is painfully awkward in front of the camera

£2 million

This.

I LOVE YOU ALL