Fenham Mag

Howay Lee Ryder you baldy coot, get in to them, fuck them up.

Aye, what idiots, they (including me) should have known how it would have panned out.

Triple H.

Robbing bastards.

Is it not a dream to play for Real Madrid?

Should be locked up.

Miles Starforth ‏@milesstarforth 16m Jonas Gutierrez is still on 'personal leave' and won't be involved in Wear-Tyne derby. #nufc What sort of vice captain is he?

It's ok I wasn't being arsey, might have sounded like it.

Well, he was but with the national team.

OOOO.

Great. You can tell he is not used to being talked to like that.

Areet, calm down Clive

Some charver will play it over his phone for you if you ask politely.

Good banter from Chiles for once

It was great

Relegation timed perfectly.

As a United fan I would take any of them over Pardew.

Imagine.

Great throw.

Blame it on the boogie.

Great accuracy.

How many goals has he scored so far? None at all, Altidore. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHwAa3lVZYY

Yeah, name names Ste, that will make a difference.

He is the game winner for the Derby, mark my words.