Fenham Mag

What the hell does that mean?

Yep

It's replaced Scholes' tackling as the number 1 in the top 40 banter chart.

McClean with a rush of starch to the head there.

ITV1 Cheers. Been fucking about for 15 minutes trying to get a stream ffs.

First team without internationals apparently.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 16m Merseyside sources saying that #nufc will play #lfc in a private behind closed doors game this week. Keep up Lee.

Things are never rough at Man Utd.

He's class.

I'm actually really excited about goal line technology.

http://guttwrenchpowerblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/sw4183_zps95e0305e.jpg?w=620

Looking forward to watching Perch at Wembley

'Hawk-eye was wrong.'

We are playing Liverpool on Wednesday behind closed doors.

The Portuguese teams we played finished 3rd, 4th and 6th last season. Not exactly bottom half.

1 defeat in 7 , let the hyperbole begin. We are going to get relegated with that sort of form.

Lush by Mapou.

OBERTAN!

Sammy fouls as much as his brother, nice to see.

GOAL FROM SET PENIS ..... offside.

Would love to see Krul in a yellow jersey, I think he would suit it.

Its a lyric from a Drake song.

Our team Imagine if we had worthy owners of them .

impressed in the neck strangling of Dan Gosling.

'The French lads have never heard of Morecambe, it somewhat hampered preparation' .