Fenham Mag

Imagine if ours was the only game on in the PL and we got beat An hour long special motd: Newcastle V Reading

Pardew: The NUFC staff are working very hard to make sure the match goes ahead and he is confident it will be on.

He has said on his twitter that he wants to stay and try and win the title with PSV. Obviously the word of a footballer means nothing these days.

AP on Colo: "There is a problem but sometimes the best way to deal with it is on the pitch" Talks resume next week 'We're going to sit down next wk & iron out the issue. There's obviously a problem in his life. I hope he stays.'

If I can draw anything from this saga, I now know that the bottom placed team in a league is the 'Red lantern' or 'Lanterne rouge'.

12m bid? Tell them to fuck off and say 'you'll have to pay 25m for the next VDS'. Butland is going to be a very good keeper, very young at the moment and is making a few mistakes but he'll be one of the best around. I rather have Krul mind but Butland will be at a similar level when he is 24.

Oh, it's just finished as I started listening

Listening. Has he just been reminiscing so far?

So many fantastic Brazilian players coming to the fore at the moment. I really hope they win the World Cup next year (if not England).

3,1,4,2,5

I would like us to have a gamble on Jeremain Lens. He is exactly the type of player we need. I'm sure we could use Krul and Anita in the same way we have the French lads.

Sunderland bid for Danny Graham, SSN.

Story by Mike Brown from NY state.

Pissing myself at SSR

God man.

'Frustrated?', aye after they have just won

Horrible challenge from Scholes, could have broke his leg.

That's why he'll never be as good as Shearer.

Get out of our club, get of our club, you rich Russian bastard, get out of our club.

Chelsea are a club in turmoil. TURMOIL!

Nah, that would be Kuqi

'Too or tree goals.'

£3m for Graham you would think. You have to go for it.