Fenham Mag

What would an unsuccessful spit roast be like?

Wrong technique

My Dad used to take us to watch the youth team if he had the Saturday off work and I remember seeing him about half a dozen times. I must admit compared to Shola who had played a few years prior he never looked that special tbh. You could see despite his shortcomings that Shola would make it, in fact I remember my Dad asking me to check his name on the posted team sheets. Are you Alan Carr?

When the time comes for Owen to come on , Barca will have already won it.

He said himself he wont talk about a contract until later(when we are safe) but yeah lets say its because the club arent doing enough rather than the player leaving his options open eh? It's pointless Roger, people will believe what they want and jump to the biggest conclusions based on almost nothing. Do you seriously think there is a chance of him staying? You are so, so very tiresome.

Think hes on his way to paris, was with a white guy and a black guy

Him

Ben arfa in newcastle airport right now. wor lass won't let me ask him for a photo, looks great

I can hear Ronaldo Fwaping away as i type.

Its a disgrace, its a fucking disgrace.

Man United v Madrid CL Final, Ronaldo to score the winner would be so much better. Stick that up you jacksie Fergie.

Ashley = WINNING

There was one moment during the game where he looked to attack but remembered his job and stuck on rooney. Man united won the ball back and who was there to win the ball off rooney but the man, the myth , the tiote. His English is very good too

Sooo excited Whacked a quid on Williamson or Colocinni to score first.

Loads of seats left in the Gallowgate.

They'll probably send out a reasuring statement saying it is only to showcase the clubs name as a potential sponsor vehicle. The team will be known as "Team Dubai @ Zaragoza".

What a tosspot. Sorry that Newcastle isnt as sunny as Cheshire , well known for its fantastic weather.

Will someone please think of the Spaniards?

Dubai Equipo?

So Barton watching a film about himself , yeh?

Krul started in the wins against Chelsea,Liverpool and Arsenal if you want a good omen.

Looking at Birmingham (h) to return?

The town or metrocentre?

Giggs has scored.

Clarence Acuna on crack would be funnier like. "Pull ya madest cowie face Clarence" "FUCKING HELL MAN"