Fenham Mag

Pollos Hermanos to be named official club caterer and free meth at HT. http://images.football365.com/12/09/800x600/Chris-Hughton_2832396.jpg

Tbh, It's the only exciting thing happening at the moment. WHERE THE FUCK HAS £25M COME FROM. STAY TUNED.

He's moving us to Albuquerque.

I'm expecting something absolutely infuriating like a Loyalty bonus to Pardew.

I would go: Krul Raylor Janmatt Williamson Colba God I've lost the will to live already.

Can't wait until he starts speaking Geordie.

Muff Cabbage.

Didn't know Darlow's Grandad played for us: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Leek

It might help that there's not as many Geordies in the team this time. Just focus on the actual game and not the occasion.

When do we collect the trophy?

Hugo Viana was a gent.

Fucking hated him in those games. Threw a massive strop about him in those games against us and said if this is what Europe is all about I don't want to be part of it. The amount of freekicks we gave away from our own corners really pissed me off too.

That would be sweet.

Is this lad fit for the Derby?

We're basically the same club.

I think he'll have a career similar to Peter Crouch.

Obviously not a laughing matter though.

First thing I noticed : http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,78043.msg3045278.html#msg3045278

They'll be dancing in the offices of LAD Bible tonight.

I identify with the guys having a laugh at him. I used to. For which team ?

Press rewind, it's because you're in Australia.

Have you not watched him play since 2011 or something? He's awful these days. He's still a favourite of mine.

You lived there for 5 years? Poor bastard.

Ronaldo is such a prick, walks off without shaking anyones hand.