QBG

Well I don't remember a lot, I think its fair to say I saw someone with a pony tail and identified him as Andy Carroll. I was running around Medication (A massive student night in Liverpool every Wednesday) with my shirt over my head apparently. An amusing transcript of texts between me and a bird I was with: Her: Where are you? Are you still here? x x Me: Yes and I'm killling it! Her: Where are you? Me: No idea. Newcastle Newcastle Newcastle!

We're innocent rilllllideee to the right! We are staying up!

Saw him, mother fucker.

He's here the twat is here!

I'ma fucking kill him a ima fufking batter him. Whot a twat!

Carroll beginning of every sentence here in Liverpool. Can't wait to kneecap the cunt x x

What a shit game of football.

Stream is being fucking gash.

Gutted to have lost him? Obviously. But he comes across like he is loving that he has joined Liverpool, and absolutely supported it. The bigger and better Liverpool - the massive opportunity.. It is terrible. The fact that he actually has an interview like this is in it self is terrible tbh. Not to start with some of the content... Its quite difficult to interpret, like I said its ill advised, and he hasn't worded it very well at all. But it could mean anything, if he starts banging them in for Liverpool he'll be worshipped as I would have here and if we're being honest, they've more chance of top level European football than we have in the near future. At least will Fat Ash and Dekka are in charge anyway. So in that sense it is a massive opportunity for him. Don't get me wrong I absolute despise everything about Liverpool Football Club but as long as the current twats that hold the power are at St. James Park are in town then they're going to have much more opportunities to win things in years to come.

Taken way out of context. He's said nothing particularly terrible there. He probably shouldn't have done it but all he says is that he's delighted for Carroll, he never says he's happy for the club. In fact he says the complete opposite if you read the last sentence, 'gutted to have lost him'. It was an ill advised interview but its been blown massively out of proportion.

No one actually knows. Knee-jerk tastic.

Owen's scoring record was still pretty fucking good. It was just the relegation season he bottled it, as most of them did.

Voted for the top option. Will support England in Major Tournaments, couldn't give a shit about qualifiers. Newcastle always comes first.

Kluivert got a hell load of undeserved criticism here and was shafted by Souness as well. Agreed, still no idea why he was benched for the FA Cup Semi Final, after his goals got us there. Two 4-1 defeats in major cup games back to back Got some right stick for that at school mainly from fucking Bradford City fans. Surprised I didn't get in a big fight over that, was massively pissed off after the defeat to Sporting.

Great idea. Personally think we should retire the number 9 shirt until someone really worthy of it comes along. On the topic of old shirts I still have a Kluivert one that I wear a fair bit as I loved him when he was here. Way past his best but still scored a good amount of goals. I have plenty I could get rid of so I'll have a look next time I'm home from Uni and send some off.

Wigan are running out of games to pick up 3 points in.

Probably not the smartest move in the book, but people need to calm down, he was hardly going to go on and call him a cunt for leaving was he. He's still the best man for the captaincy and he's still vital to the team.

Yep, he was supposed to get it. To understand what it meant to wear the number nine. Shearer was his hero! He doesn't have a fraction of the loyalty Al had. Piss off man. Shearer milked us far worse and was a busted flush who didn't have any other interested suitors after he came here. He was Kevin Nolan playing up front by the time he got here. f*** off You're understanding of history is flawed due to inexperience. Come back in 10 years and we can talk. Are you taking the piss? When Shearer signed for us he was one of the best strikers in the world you clueless idiot. Shearer had just scored something like 40 goals in a season for Blackburn in all competitions the season before. Tron is either an idiot or fishing. Or I followed his career a lot more closely than you due to age and experience. You probably bought the shirt and video I watched us sell better players at their peak rather than buying players who had given their best days elsewhere. You're on the windup, you have to be.

Yep, he was supposed to get it. To understand what it meant to wear the number nine. Shearer was his hero! He doesn't have a fraction of the loyalty Al had. Piss off man. Shearer milked us far worse and was a busted flush who didn't have any other interested suitors after he came here. He was Kevin Nolan playing up front by the time he got here. f*** off You're understanding of history is flawed due to inexperience. Come back in 10 years and we can talk. Are you taking the piss? When Shearer signed for us he was one of the best strikers in the world you clueless idiot. Shearer had just scored something like 40 goals in a season for Blackburn in all competitions the season before. Tron is either an idiot or fishing.

He's fucking dead to me. He's about to sign a contract to join a club I've been brought up to despise all my life. The luckiest, snobbiest most horrible bunch of cunts in the whole of football. The blame lies with him as he's about to sign the contract with these bastards. Fucking scum.

John Lennon Airport ey? I could take a bus as its 5 mins down the road from where I live and kneecap the cunt. 90% sure he'll have to go past my road to get to Anfield from there. fucking twat.

Aye, what with Carroll missing from the team for the first time an all... Tard. Yeah because confidence in the squad is going to be sky f***ing high after today. QBG Massive Spacker How apt fuck off. As much as I'd like to believe that the squad will be able to pull themselves up from this straight away, I just can't see it. I'm sure Nolan and Barton and the like will be pros and try and get everyone up for it but we're selling our best player and Fulham just shagged Spurs 4-0. I'm not confident.

Aye, what with Carroll missing from the team for the first time an all... Tard. Yeah because confidence in the squad is going to be sky fucking high after today.

We're going to get fucking pumped on Wednesday.

£35m fee agreed. Various papers on twitter.