Pilko

Loach makes a save.

Port Vale 0-1 Morecambe in the FIRST FUCKING MINUTE.

That's probably just all the hair getting in the way of your ears. Na, your mam's muff isn't quite that hairy. If anything, being in a cave should amplify the sound for you.

That's probably just all the hair getting in the way of your ears.

United will win at Wham today.

Elton John FC: Scott Loach, Adrian Marippa ©, Henri Lansbury, Don Cowie, Danny Graham, Heidar Helguson, Lloyd Doyley, Tom Cleverley, Craig Cathcart, John Eustace, Lee Hodson Subs: Scott Severin, Jon Harley, Richard Lee, Dale Bennett, Liam Henderson, Nathan Ellington, Jay Demerit

wrong thread

Portsmouth 1-0 Burnley Hrediarrson (sp)

Where is Shola!

NUFC: Steve Harper, Danny Simpson, Fabricio Coloccini, Steven Taylor, Jose Enrique, Danny Guthrie, Alan Smith ©, Kevin Nolan, Jonas Gutierrez, Marlon Harewood, Peter Lovenkrands Subs: Tim Krul, Zurab Khizanishvili, Ryan Taylor, Andy Carroll, Nicky Butt, Nile Ranger, Fabrice Pancrate

Notts Forest 2-0 Leicester

me neither, all of them are arseholes ESPECIALLY THE CLEVER ONES

Group G is far and away the group of death.

£5 on: West Ham vs Man Utd Aston Villa vs Hull City Arsenal vs Stoke City Blackburn vs Liverpool £3 on: Newcastle vs Watford Cardiff vs Preston MK Dons vs Yeovil Norwich vs Oldham Port Vale vs Morecambe £2 on: Wigan vs Birmingham Crystal Palace vs Doncaster Wolves vs Bolton

fuck that shit, this makes for 6 months of epic banter with Mike Aye but can you imagine if they beat us and we've been giving Mike stick for 6 months??.....It'll be Eagles gallore on here!! Kaizero will go over there and do him up the bum if we lose, that'll soon shut him up. Fuck that, I want the US to win. What do you care, you get to slip your winky up Mike's botty. You win! (in your weird, twisted fantasy world of Mike)

fuck that shit, this makes for 6 months of epic banter with Mike Aye but can you imagine if they beat us and we've been giving Mike stick for 6 months??.....It'll be Eagles gallore on here!! Kaizero will go over there and do him up the bum if we lose, that'll soon shut him up.

fuck that shit, this makes for 6 months of epic banter with Mike

Brilliant group, but rather shit potential second round tie.

Fucks sake, you pair of bores.

I always go mental watching the World Cup Draw, with all the ceremonial toss, videos played, trinkets passed around and suits shaking hands with each other. JUST DRAW THE FUCKING TEAMS ALREADY

Good goal for Fulham, hope they win. Very much one of my favourite (other) teams.

Ashley.

Crystal Palace (vs Doncaster) and Cardiff City (vs Preston) are both 5/6 at home, will probably stick them in with Newcastle and Arsenal and bung a tenner on. Will also do a few more smaller ones I assume.

Bristol City are cunts, losing to Sheff United at home last week.

I like their youth policy but its shifted too far that way. There has to be a balance between "one for the future" signings and sensible signings for the first team (not necessarily big money, just ones that justify the price tag), and for me Arsenal don't buy enough for 'now'.