Pilko

Eh? I'm sure Friedel, Robinson, Poom, Crossley and Federici have all scored goals I can remember in the last 2 or 3 years.

Sillius clearly has some information and way to obtain it but most of it is him speculating what's said in the papers the next day.

Kanu

If Keegan caught fire then 2sheds would dial 998.

Depends who was asking. Kezman, no. [email protected]? Maybe. the most well known lurker on here after wormy, 1nol and jizz, for those who don't have a clue who he is. Change his name to [email protected], there's a good lad.

Dave: if it came down to it, would you sell your body to keep the forum running? Genuine question.

The alternative is 5-a-side pitches up at Soccerdome or somewhere? For training and then a kickabout.

Rockers just text me: (has no internet atm) He says he's checked the venue and it's free but we need someone to kindly book it or we're fucked. Cheers.

Martin Palermo still getting a game? Fucking hell, he'll be on a bus pass soon.

Isn't this fun.

28/1, fucking hell. I'll put £2 on that then!

Glen Johnson only works when there's a tireless, diligent winger in front of him (Kuyt, anyone?). Essentially, he should be a right winger, I've seen better defending at full back at some of the N-O matches.

and Rio's "lack of match practice". It's because he's fucking shit now - an experienced international defender doesn't make schoolboy errors like that because of a lack of match practice.

Glenn Whelan offers fuck all protection to the back four for both club and country, I thought we'd already established that?

It is a sweeping generalisation, but one that's probably true. You honestly wouldn't believe some of the not just racist, but also historically innaccurate comments that my grandad made about a family of indian people moving in next door (for someone who spends all his life talking about the frigging war and "back in my day").

Every one of them is European based... He's trying to impress people again. Me or him? I'm confused. What's he doing? Him mate. He's trying to live up to that tag line under his avatar. You are very boring. I'm beginning to agree with GM.

I have no need to impress anyone. Everyone who's anyone already thinks I'm quite good.

Do Ireland have a lot of European based players?

I'd love it if he got another ban, keep the gormless fucker out of the side

Shevchenko is finished and he's had the beating of Rio all game. Fucking shocking

Rio is fucking shit. Jamo is fucking shit.

Aye, good work there Chris.

They aren't professional footballers though, and don't get paid 60k a week. Barton is obliged to keep his body in tip top condition. The lad has admitted he has a problem, has faced it and is sorting himself out. Why can't you do the same with your posts? Some of them in here have been stupid. Compaired to all of the ones you make I haven't said anything nearly as fuckwitted as some of yours, in the Jackson thread. You're heading to that level again in this thread. Get away with you man. The comments in the Jackson thread were meant to wind people up and they succeeded. If you think its wrong to give someone another chance, when he has entered rehab, given up drinking and is trying to sort himself out then that's your problem. The sheer fact you are trying to stand up for someone who has constantly took the piss at this club whilst being paid £60,000 a week for the privelage is fucking laughable. When you said to Frazzle "Hang him out to dry eh?" you pretty much entered the loony bin. People are sick of hearing about his latest second chance, and so much so they don't really give a monkeys chuff what Barton now has to say in his latest interview. He's rightly been barracked for being a little twat and for playing badly, and he should be able to stand up for himself - that's what he says in the interview, if you read it, so why are you trying to do it for him? Get a fucking grip. Oh, and when you have been told by everyone how shite this argument is, are you going to say it was a joke intended to wind people up too? It seems like an easy cop out for someone who posts a load of cobblers to me.

They aren't professional footballers though, and don't get paid 60k a week. Barton is obliged to keep his body in tip top condition. The lad has admitted he has a problem, has faced it and is sorting himself out. Why can't you do the same with your posts? Some of them in here have been stupid. Compaired to all of the ones you make I haven't said anything nearly as fuckwitted as some of yours, in the Jackson thread. You're heading to that level again in this thread.

They aren't professional footballers though, and don't get paid 60k a week. Barton is obliged to keep his body in tip top condition. The lad has admitted he has a problem, has faced it and is sorting himself out. Why can't you do the same with your posts? Some of them in here have been stupid.