Pilko

Must write that on the calendar, good work midds. Is it 10am or something?

He needs his red meat does young Nile.

They probably couldn't spell "Profitable" so that kind of rules them out.

Of course, if the Singapore lot take over and happen to be worse than Ashley, I'll be quoting that post from Dave and replying to it with that "Send the buggers back" song from Phoenix Nights.

My year in lists! Stomping on your fingers as you're clinging on to the abyss So put on every winter coat that you've owned since '98 And every midnight sees the countdown to another awful day I cherish with fondness the day (before) I met you I cherish with fondness the day (before) I met you I cherish with fondness the day (before) I met you

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2414/1580792921_f8abfbc901.jpg?v=0

"Hello, my names Mike.... I'm here to pitch for £100m in return for a 100% share of my business, Newcastle United..."

Do those two points not contradict each other slightly? If there's no auction then someone interested would just pay up and buy it. I can see what he meant, that there are three or four parties interested and have made that clear to Ashley; but the one that gets the club will be the first to firm up their interest by offering the £100m.

Arsenal are interested but they won't pay anything like £15m either. They too are really looking for experience though. http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2008/12/29/1230575215173/Jonathan-Woodgate-001.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEqWw7VqmVkfVm3ctnaYqFCTYQ9jA Why on earth would Arsenal want to sign you?

Craig saying on SSN: - It's not an auction, first past the post with £100m will get the club. - More than three or four serious parties interested in buying the club. - No closer to finding out the future of Shearer, this latest news leaves him further in limbo. - Is "led to believe" that the figures in the paper about Shearer asking for £x wages in that meeting are not far off the truth.

Perhaps they'll join forces with the BNP. I'd imagine the BNP getting 2 seats would be more than they'll sell at St James next season if they don't get this fucking sorted soon.

I will if you want. I'm going to fu... in fact, no. I will not big myself up.

To help raise funds, why not get Ron Atkinson in and sell the rights to Sky One to do another series of Racist Ron Manager?

Fucking hell, Ronaldo, your contribution to this thread is embarrasing. Try addressing this without being a Martins fanboy and without being an Owen hater.

Setanta costs three times as much as Prem Plus used to. I don't care about all the other shit they throw in with it. I only have it because like alreetlike said on the first page, it's free with the Virgin tv package. It is indeed a ripoff if you pay for it, I never watch the french or german leagues because they are shite, and the other sports are quite boring.

I wouldn't be bothered but there's a chance Jay Jay Sea might be bothered by his vunerable little arse.

Christ, that's awful. RIP.

I think he's making the obvious gag that we want silverware dead soon.

We knew that on transfer deadline day when he was emailing that cunt David Craig with the stupid mis-spelt rumblings of what they'd been doing (fuck all).

It's going to take a lot more than stupeedo being a cunt for me not to play. Although to be fair we all know it comes naturally to him.

Well if Ashley has learnt anything he'll pick someone with knowledge of the city. Jimmy Nail, then.

Bad idea.

I doubt there are many that Shearer is desperate to keep, in all honesty.

They should have contacted Alan Sugar a few weeks ago, and got the would-be Apprentices to sell the club live on that telesales task.