Pilko

none.

Johnson was average? Come on ffs, he got three assists and constantly delivered clss balls.

Poor Kasper.

Translation: Bassong = Bassong Quitter = to quit Newcastle = Newcastle

Should be easier second half, this is an ageing team.

Are they on commission for every time they say the word "literally"?

Crouch will score. He's mint for scoring against crap sides.

Andorra are like being a League 2 side on FM and then drawing Chelsea in the cup, except every single game. Five at the back, long ball to a lone striker.

He's literally a grade-A cunt.

Andorra would do well to get an offside.

Wahey! Class cross, easy header.

"They literally defend with four in front of a flat back five" Pleat man, just die

Beckham channeling the spirit of Ryan Taylor there.

That was a class flick-on by Crouch.

Just came in to say that, the little bastard. And John Terry sounds like one of those singing fish on the wooden block btw.

Is that Nick Hewer shaking the teams' hands?

It's like what Sky do when they photoshop people's heads onto the shirts.

Christ, that team introduction thing was a cringeworthy bugger. Especially Crouch's one, with the dimwitted laugh

Aye, or maybe Wigan.

Premiership Years needs to come out on DVD like, I know that I'd buy it.

Sheringham is better than most of the usual ITV1 mob.

Will be interesting to see Beckham in CM. I like Gerrard on the left, means him and Rooney can swap places and confuse players.

Is that confirmed, Dave? Thought Johnson might have been rested incase we have to play G.Nev against the Croats.

Kazakhstan went 1-0 up and the SSN bloke was talking about their "shock early lead" as a Ukraine equalister popped up on the screen. 1-1.

Btw Skirge, why were you asking to be banned for 46 hours? If it was two days you meant, then that's 48 hours.