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Ando on BBC Radio Newcastle saying that Butt may start alongside Kadar at CB.

There's still the outside chance that Skirge will buy it. I'm clinging to that.

I voted for the envirofone option. WONGA

Who voted for Ashley?

If Capello has an ounce of sense it'll be Terry, he makes so many mistakes for England and they're never picked up on because he's captain fantastic

Alternative information on how to listen on the radio can be found here.

Doesn't work when you get the grey post background. OWNED! Must you bloody ruin my one bit of fun? Yes, yes I must. I salute you.

Predicition: Ronaldo will criticise anything that makes him seem interesting and controversial

Third most expensive defender in history?

He'll abuse in the championship. Very capable player.

And this:

The emergence of this: http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1960/relegationometer.gif

It's people who aren't living in the area who will be asking about the coverage on the computer.

The disappointment once I actually saw Ryan Taylor playing for us. Useless fucking blockhead.

Presumably there'll be pre-match stuff on BBC Radio Newcastle from about 7pm.

Cacapa plays CM against West Ham. Edgar starts ahead of Bassong. Hughton's incompetence is confirmed.

By the way, I didn't get a chance to tell you guys this as I was on holiday when the Moat news broke. Barry Moat used to be in a band, about twenty years ago, called 20-20 Vision. Fact.

The "Kinnear-o-meter" on here. and the constant repeating of "I'd hang my hat on him". Kevin Nolan.

As if they needed an excuse ffs.

Three shillings.

That would be hilarious.

Statement from Geoff Sheard on SSN read by Craig: aaaaaaaaaaand it's just the stuff in the ronnie.

CANNONBALLLLLLLLLLLL

he loves the attention really.