Pilko

I'm going to be in Spain then, suits me perfectly that. Pool is shut there from 3.30-6... so the match will be 4-6 local time.

dan b is looking good for a celebratory suckjob tonight like

I think they're going to dedicate this game to Mike if they win.

I thought that you were congratulating my gag.

Oh it's on like donkey kong now Boris. Sure thing Mario.

I'll be guarding you, just like some sort of wheezing prison warden on stilts.

that's some good advice right there

Are you saying BOOOOOTH or BOOOOOTH-urns? "I was saying BOOOOOTH-urns" http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/-/A/moleman.jpg

WRONG BITCH and lolz at Spain.

Who fancies a game of pictionary: http://www.agingrebel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/chalk-outline.jpg http://www.lime-office.com.au/img/productImages/pilot/624908.jpg

Sorry, I would but I'm off out now.

He's gone for the Steven Ireland look

South Africa vs Spain is on BBC red button now btw.

Gahahaha. £275,000 a week.

I've decided on our entrance btw. The car headlights will flash, smoke will go everywhere, and then we all emerage from the car wearing shades and suits to the tune of "Danger! High Voltage!".

Hughton is manager for the season, we finish 19th in the league and the slide continues.

It's all a load of bollocks isn't it. Every single media outlet is just guessing so when/if it happens they can claim to be right. We won't know in advance of it actually happening IMO; it'll either come completely out of the blue or not happen at all. The problem is that it's annoying as fuck. They're like cp40 in that "When will we get some good news thread" posting "Tomorrow" for each passing day To be honest I'd sooner believe cp40 than the papers. ,,,,,,

I ASKED TO BE PUT IN CENTRAL FUCKING MIDFIELD about ten times and you've put me "in the only position that was left" - how the fuck does that work? You've just put me where YOU want me to play, therefore as I said, we'll sort it out ourselves.

They need to get rid of Hughes iyam. Its fucking hilarious that they had the perfect manager for "blank chequebook" before the takeover and megabucks (Eriksson), and now it's happened they fired him and appointed the perfect manager for the old scenario when they didn't have as much money (Hughes). They won't finish top 6 with Hughes there, no matter who they sign.

btw THIS MEANS WAR

Nixon: You are a useless pizza-guzzling cock smoker. Therefore, fuck your formation in the OP. I'll bring a pen and paper on the day and we'll sort it out ourselves. I have told you for WEEKS I will be playing in the centre of midfield.

There's probably a few they'd be willing to let go for free at the moment, what with their cash flow problems.

Who can honestly say they didn't expect Chrissy Hughton in charge on July 1st?

I think the poor guy is going a bit doolally, he just wants some news on the takeover, bless him.