Pilko

I'm not fucking arsed about watching a dead rubber England match. I'll probably go out and play football or some shiz like that.

11am? That's the time I normally go for a massive poo, seems like I'm going to miss the big news.

We were linked with Annan a while ago, were we not?

Carragher is the weak link in their team, without a doubt

601 soon.

Stanislas is good.

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If you buy enough tickets, you'll win the raffle eventually.

They shouldn't really mention it, in all honesty, unless they can be balanced (and it's SKY, so they should't bother).

Sent off on his PL debut. Parker booked too.

Unlucky.

Any minute now the sale will be announced.

Christ, the 600 is getting closer. Maybe the magic number is 606, as that's where the concrete news of Moat's takeover will break?

Such an average goal from van der Persie.

Alan Smith hasn't recently discovered some form, he's just someone who basically resembles a footballer. Nolan on the other hand looks like he should be sat in a pub somewhere with a pint and a bag of nuts. Looks like? That's probably where you'd find him every day after training.

Do people think we'd have more, or less points than now if Kinnear had been appointed a week before the WBA game?

Here's the link to the interview: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/i/ipswich_town/8288956.stm

Roy Keane interview last night was fucking hilarious.

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TITLE CHANGE? Get in, sale confirmed.

Hmm. I hope so, although I'm not bothered if not.

Aye. Basically: - Bent scored a 20-yard blast - Berba scored a scissors kick/overhead from 10 yards - Foster came for a cross, Kenwyne Jones beat him to it and headed it in - Evra had a shot in the 93rd minute (4 added on!) it hit Anton Ferdinand and went in.

Berbatov's goal was sexy.