Pilko

I just have that natural air of authority about me, what can I say.

Must have been a shit joke then! You took it as if it was a serious comment, I can't even remember what it was now like, most likely summat stupid.

I prefer to phrase being a cunt as "having character". I could have avoided that ban by saying NE5 "had character". Why didn't I think of this before?

Well, I mainly meant Dave. Otherwise I would have just said "you lot who already know each other". I can remember talking to you fwiw, think I made a joke and you just looked very confused.

Similar to that one against Bolton the other year.

I was talking to Dave.

I can't remember that like. Although before kickoff was a bit of a mishmash, what with the lights and all that. I was just poking fun you know, I wasn't insulted or anything like that

Get fucked I shook hands with everyone! Aye, at the end. In the car park at the start it was just us lot that met for the first time having a kickabout and you "regulars" having your own seperate conversation You didn't even speak to me until right at the end, when we shook. Although saying that, that was most likely tactical on your part.

By the way, Dave and co, are you lot going to be a bit more sociable in the car park this time? You lot who already know each other didn't even bother to meet and greet, you all just stood there in a circle, almost like a playground mentality

Aye, he's a decent-ish player by the looks of him but they've thrown him in at the deep end a bit like. I'd never heard of him till about three months ago and now he's playing a CL semi final?

Only someone with a deathwish would make an enemy of Northerngimp.

Arsenal getting to the CL final is almost as ridiculous a notion as Spurs breaking the top 4. and Watford actually doing something productive? Their manager isn't a cheating, fat, Wii-playing cunt hth

They're doing their best impression of Newcastle. See the way they let Rooney shoot from the edge of the box totally unopposed.

Good save, Almunia. Arsenal in disarray.

Have you ever watched a real footbal match before, other than the Barca globetrotters? Stop following him, it's getting a bit pathetic now. I'd love to hear your definition of 'following' You're just quoting everything he says and calling him names. I can't stop you from doing it, but it's already very noticeable and rather tiresome.

Have you ever watched a real footbal match before, other than the Barca globetrotters? Stop following him, it's getting a bit pathetic now.

Agreed, although I hope you're wrong.

Feck.

Caulkin and Henry Winter are the only two "in depth" ones that I really bother to read.

Yes, how shit.

This.

Can't wait.

Thanks a lot, move on.