Pilko

I fucking hate the way he tries to play to the crowd, and always seems to play whilst sticking his chest out. 1. You're not even a local lad 2. You look like Frankenstein's fucking monster 3. You're an absolute abortion of a defender Maybe he needs another spell at Wycombe? Permanently.

I dont normally post on here but to say play Lua Lua in Centre Midfield is absolute stupid.... 1 - He is no Centre Midfielder 2 - If he was who would sit and defend? He is a winger through and through, prob (and I have only seen him in training and playing for the reserves) a winger with no end product like Zog and Jonas.... before u speak think in future PIL(O)K He can play centre mid. Every time he's come off the bench for the first team, it was at centre-mid. He's played there numerous times for the reserves and U18's. Perhaps check your facts first, Chris Babbleboobhead?

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Excellent post, I totally agree.

I am, but don't let that put you off. You could always mark Venkman (dunno how big he is but doubt it's as big as me) and let your defensive partner pick me up. I seriously can't wait to play with you, I don't even care how gay that statement is, its going to be class. Let me switch teams! I'm 6 foot 6 and fancy this battle. No man, no! You're part of our huge threat from set pieces innit. :colo:

I haven't played any form of football (competitive or otherwise) for about three weeks. Hopefully I'll manage to at least get a kickabout in before the 11th Jan.

ah, cheers. I mean, it is Christmas and that. The time of goodwill to all beanpoles.

I see what you did there.

I am, but don't let that put you off. You could always mark Venkman (dunno how big he is but doubt it's as big as me) and let your defensive partner pick me up. are you built with the height? i think i will have to defend the second ball,...or just cheat. Edit,...can you buy 6" platform astro trainers? I'm not that built. Think Andy Carroll, but not a c*** and not as naff. And can't you just stick a block of cheese or something onto your shoes? ive just seen your picture on the lookalikes post,...for some reason, im just not afraid anymore. the height could be a tad awkward tho, and the 22year age avantage i have., Grave mistake. I may be a nice guy, or look like one, but when I play I mean business. Roit?

I am, but don't let that put you off. You could always mark Venkman (dunno how big he is but doubt it's as big as me) and let your defensive partner pick me up. are you built with the height? i think i will have to defend the second ball,...or just cheat. Edit,...can you buy 6" platform astro trainers? I'm not that built. Think Andy Carroll, but not a cunt and not as naff. And can't you just stick a block of cheese or something onto your shoes?

I am, but don't let that put you off. You could always mark Venkman (dunno how big he is but doubt it's as big as me) and let your defensive partner pick me up. I seriously can't wait to play with you, I don't even care how gay that statement is, its going to be class. Erm, alright then.

I am, but don't let that put you off. You could always mark Venkman (dunno how big he is but doubt it's as big as me) and let your defensive partner pick me up.

I'm not the fastest, so you've got no worries there. However I'm massive, good in the air, and powerful when I run with the ball. define massive. 6"7.

I'm not the fastest, so you've got no worries there. However I'm massive, good in the air, and powerful when I run with the ball.

My dead grandmother would be more effective than Butt. NEWCASTLE SIGN NANI!

BEEP BEEP - good start to your mission, Alien Sbragia - report back to St James Park for your next set of orders - BEEP BEEP

Pleased, but not because Ashley is staying, I'm just happy we know his intentions now and that we might get a bit of stability.

After some thought you're right, a brick would not be able to put Nicky Butt in the starting 11. I'd sooner see this brick in the starting 11 than Butt. Would certainly move more, anyway. This brick you speak of must be like the "inanimate carbon rod!" from the Simpsons http://www.thephantomcity.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/20070629simpsonscarbonrod.jpg

Because I've been wrong so often that I'm due one right and if it's this one then I'll go for the best outcome. Aye, it's all down to you Mick. But couldn't you have said £300m and we could have ended up having a budget like Man City?

What do you even mean by that? The fans were superb at the game, why shouldn't they be allowed to complain after it has finished? That post is nonsensical, I can barely read it. Why the f*** shouldn't people be allowed to tear apart an awful performance? The players got our full support whilst they were on the pitch, are we supposed to pretend they played well after the game has finished? We all hope they do better in the future, does that mean we should ignore what we've just watched? Just for the record I wasn't agreeing with Nixon there, was just pointing out what I thought he was trying to say.

£6m net I think.

Aye, he can't say that then offer nowt to spend, surely? Why not? Well, it seems to me like he's trying to appease fans and make a second go of running Newcastle. Driving the club forwards, with this squad? Even Ashley isn't foolish enough to not know that he'll have to give Kinnear some kind of budget if this club is going to get anywhere. Apart from Appiah, there are no obvious free transfers anyway, and I doubt Kinnear will have found us any loans.

Aye, he can't say that then offer nowt to spend, surely?

What do you even mean by that? The fans were superb at the game, why shouldn't they be allowed to complain after it has finished?