Pilko

Assuming Owen and Viduka leave and we peddle Geremi and Smith, that'll be between £200,000 and £300,000 a week off the wage bill to start. If we can get shot of the stupidly high earners, that might equate to a little bit more transfer money.

I'd be interested in hearing this again in a few years (assuming him and Ashley are still knocking about) and sort of counting any of these pledges off.

I always liked the look of Troisi.

Scott Parker in typically ballerina form.

Lovely free kick, 1-0 smoggies.

Looks like it's dress as a red seat night at the Riverside.

I bagsy my spot in your passenger seat if Venkman isn't going. Please? No room, I like to stretch my legs out onto the passenger seat. Aye it's no bother. Wicked, thanks a lot

I bagsy my spot in your passenger seat if Venkman isn't going. Please?

Another rat leaving the sinking ship.

DAVE has invited NIXON to play a NICKY BUTT CENTRE CIRCLE role from RIGHT BACK at NE7 9ST on Friday at 4pm.

Fat Sam beaten by lower league team? Excellent.

Please tell me Diomansy Kamara scored, Dave? I had a fiver on him to score anytime, thought that 6/1 were excellent odds.

That's a huge chance for Adriano. One of the funniest miskicks ever tbh, came off his foot, off his leg, off his other foot and sort of skipped wide

Rooney has just come back from injury, probably doesn't want to risk him.

I remain confident Ronaldo may have an off day - I remember in the 2-2 game he was on a major hot streak prior to it... David Edgar dominated him on his home debut and Ronaldo was rated 5 by skysports.

Great save from that freekick by Cronaldo.

United certainly look more capable of scoring atm. Inter's midfield is way too deep.

Park Ji Sung is similar to Gutierrez - he's a more defensive winger who is excellent at closing down a wing, and he also tends to go to pieces around and in the box. Can see why Sir Alex plays him in away games a lot.

Would rather see Carroll or Viduka partner Martins at Bolton.

The humour was pretty much my department.

I reckon 1-1 at the San Siro btw.

There's no way you can compare Villa and Spurs in terms of ability, cuntishness or excuse-making, Spurs are far worse, more cunty and make more excuses. Plus, I like Martin O'Neill, opposed to that fat twitchy Wii-playing cunt.

That would be good of you, and yeah, thats how Venkman organized it last time. I think we'll be booking the 3G pitch this time, because we kind of got lucky last time by booking the astroturf and then after the floodlights on it failed, we got the 3G at no extra charge. Anytime between 4 and 6 as a starting time would probably be good.

Can do that no problem

The Hull chairman said he thought it would be 42.