Pilko

Haha, I'd love it if Spurs re-signed Chimbonda. Would be hilarious, would just need Tainio, Kaboul, Malbranque and Robinson back to complete the set. (shit players they've decided to sign again for obsecene money) Cudicini not a bad move however.

Pace. Is what we need. I hope he starts alongside Owen against City - he's basically a taller Martins (thats ignoring technical ability etc) but pace is so important to our games. If he plays on the wings then Kinnear wants shooting.

Was about to say that.

Gerrard such a cunt

The Daily Mail is basically the idiot's guidebook in daily installments.

GG that's mint

My dad was in Louis' in Jesmond the other night and Martins was there at a table with another young lad - him and his mate got photo's taken with him and then my dad's mate asked him if he'd be fit for the Sunderland game. Oba said that he hoped to be fit but he wasn't sure whether he would be.

With a woman commentator, after five minutes, she asks the co-commentator: "So, which one is the bad guy?" or "Is that guy in the number nine shirt playing as a striker?"

Before long ITV will be employing that god-awful woman commentator from MOTD. "Benjaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, it's threeeeeeeeeee-niiiiiiiiiil!" Get back to the sink.

I'd imagine that Cambell-Ryce would go to Reading to replace Stephen Hunt

James set for Toon - The People Newcastle United will sign Portsmouth goalkeeper David James, as Shay Given and Steve Harper near St James' Park exits. How big a blow would this be for Pompey? Galaxy eyeing Owen - Sunday Mirror LA Galaxy could attempt to lure Newcastle United striker Michael Owen to America. Would this be a huge step backwards for Owen? Shay departure a Given - Daily Star Newcastle shot-stopper Given is poised to join City for £10million. Is £10m a fair price for the keeper? Toon lead chase for Campbell-Ryce - Sunday Mirror Newcastle, Reading and Bolton are all going head-to-head to try and capture the signature of £2.5m rated Barnsley winger Jamal Campbell-Ryce. Would the powerful provider be a good addition?

I wish someone would punch him right in his saggy fucking cuntchops. Bastard.

fading star, please stop digging.

I'd love O'Hara if we could get him. In fact, an O'Hara for Harper swap would be alright if Given was staying.

As I've just said in another thread, for all the hype that the two commentators gave Taraabt, he was shocking. Ali Dia shocking. Quite frankly, he was all fart and no shit.

Adel Taraabt's performance today was akin to Ali Dia. Quite frankly all fart and no shit. Any comments, KD?

I was joking about the petty swipes btw, I'm fairly sure Mick is just kidding.

fading star Pretty much everything Mick has said (with regards to the finances, I have no time for petty swipes at LLLO ) in this thread is spot on.

I was convinced that gogonileranger might have actually been Nile.

Poster shit FYP.

Watford winning 2-0 against Palace Notts County winning 1-0 Burnley and WBA drawing (either to win will do!)

I think for £5-6m he would be good value.

Why? He has done very little for a long time. He's undoubtedly a good player - why else would Barca and Real Madrid sign him on to start with?

If we got Saviola I'd probably just about rip my cock off.

Hartlepool 0-2 West Ham looking good for my accy so far.