Pilko

Probably was Dave, he's pretty desperate.

Shola coming on.

Sick of hearing about the bastard egg chasing.

We need to remove Owen and get either Lovenkrands (pace) or Carroll (physicality) on soon.

Depending on what Hughton does/says at half time, one team could be on the end of a colossal beating.

"That's good professional defending" according to the 5live co commentator Wigan leading through N'Zogbia

Was probably a three-yard pass from Butt that he sliced tbh Decky.

Butt

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES STEVEN FUCKING FRANKENSTIEN!

Being turned over by Hull for the third time this season. Unbelievable.

Portsmouth winning at Boro.

This is so fucking depressing.

The smallest player on the pitch scores a header.

Coloccini

Blackburn trail at Arsenal already - Arshavin's first goal for the gunners.

Purple kit = defeat.

I got soul, but I'm not a soldier... Requested by Geovanni?

CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD

Geremi simply has to start on the right - I can't think why he'd play Smith there.

£10 - Michael Owen to score anytime (Boylesports @ 15/8) £2.50 - Newcastle to win 2-0 (sportingbet @ 9/2) £2.50 - Oba Martins to hit the woodwork (bluesq @ 9/2)

Smith on the right?

GEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Fulham are actually only 6 points above the relegation zone. Bit of a sobering point.

Only PREMIER LEAGUE side - Derby County have as well. [/pedant]

Lawro thinks we'll draw, Martin Keown thinks we'll win.