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Mackems playing The Apprentice theme tune pre-match, probably indicating they're thinking of firing another manager?

He was class against Chelsea and even better today IMO. That was probably his best game in our shirt.

Spirit of Mark Crossley at St James, 2004/05! Amazing performance.

Great assist.

By his own standards I think he's been pretty good tbh. Working hard(!), an option for lofted balls and occupying their centre halves giving Remy space to work in. he's had a decent half tbh. His touch has actually been canny for a change. Was unfortunate on that disallowed goal, just a fraction too early otherwise it would have been glorious.

Working til 3.30am tonight most likely, so it'll be one of those "wake up, time for kickoff" jobbies. Last time that happened was the 1-5 noon drubbing at the hands of Liverpool under Kinnear

Playing with no strikers away to Norwich in a televised game should be punishable by catapult IMO.

Assist for Nobby Nolan

Allardyce loves playing a defender up front like. Remember Chris Samba, centre forward?

Can anyone remember when Man U won 1-0 away in France somewhere (may have been Lyon I think?) with a quickly-taken Giggs free kick, and the players all walked off the pitch temporarily and the commentators said something about being allowed to do that over there? Was maybe 5 or 6 years ago now. Would love to see players over here do that if there was something really blatant like that pen today, they'd obviously get in trouble but I would happily see that 'Respect' campaign absolutely shredded to fuck.

37pts with 5 players still to play, looking okay so far. Anything from Nolan in the late kickoff would be extremely helpful. 20 from Captain Hazard pre-bonus too, that late conned pen has helped massively.

Absolutely shocking penalty that but it's saved me FF-wise, pretty sure I had Hazard as captain this week.

Bye bye Jol.

Tim Howard apparently knacked his head on the team bus wing mirror. http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02729/tim-howard_2729133a.jpg

Greg Abbott as assistant is a weird one. Why not just appoint him manager?

GW11: Aston Villa 1-0 Cardiff Chelsea 2-0 West Brom Crystal Palace 1-3 Everton Liverpool 2-0 Fulham Southampton 1-1 Hull Norwich 2-1 West Ham Tottenham 0-0 Newcastle Sunderland 0-2 Man City Man Utd 2-2 Arsenal Swansea 1-1 Stoke

AVB has hardly been full of flair himself, this could be a tactical stalemate this. Wouldn't say it's a forlorn conclusion spurs win, we have an outside chance here. Forlorn conclusion? Excellent. Tribute act to David Brent's band.

Shite but still better than Cisse by some way, at the moment.

Howay Hull, let's fuck that goal difference good and proper.

McShite just sticking it to the mackems.

that's amazing.

Really happy that he's got a goal at SJP now.

He even impacted our poor corner routines, every single one that was cleared he was recycling the ball quickly and accurately for a second cross.

I'd suggest that we sell him to the glue factory, but he'd probably even fuck up being turned into an adhesive.

Excellent result when you consider that Cisse and Obertan came on and both looked like they were on smack.