Pilko

Christ. ITV haven't showed a slaughter of this level since Jim Fenner was offed about ten years ago.

Dixon and Chiles. I fucking hate these two.

I'm on Muller's side. I fucking hate it when people shove you in the face/neck area in a football match, I couldn't really give a shit if it's "play acting"; oh and then there's the fact that Pepe has always been a cunt and will always be a cunt.

Germany taking the piss.

Pepe le Pard.

Haha well done Pepe.

Eder should have buried that.

I think everybody in the whole world thought that was offside. Correctly so anarl.

Stunning header that is.

Almeida probably pretending to be injured because he's realised that he's pap.

Almeida is fucking hoop.

I'm just gonna start betting on "penalty to be awarded" for every match now.

Should be a red card, blatant pen though. Class take.

Luuk de Jong. Short memory.

Still fancy the Germans despite the team news, although by a narrow margin.

German national anthem sounds a bit like "when shepherds watched their flocks by night"

Going to get this in nice and early. Piss off Chiles, you stuttering cunt.

Virgil van Dijk has got that same dopey Scott Parker face, football fans. http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/58/photos/226000/620x/66226.jpg http://www.whufc.com/javaImages/7f/a/0,,12562~9702015,00.jpg

I swear Portugal have never had a really really good orthodox centre forward (so obvs not C. Ronaldo) in my lifetime. Remember Pauleta? Fuck me he was shit.

I get the feeling it'll be quite a high scoring one with a narrow margin of victory. Feeling Ghana but it's one of the tougher ones to call. BTTS in both halves at 28/1 is good value for that IMO.

I felt a bit bad for Keown, like.

"And over goes Cabaye to take the corner... oh and he's ran into Shunt and Sir Killalot in the CPZ!!"

Would be pleased if we got this fella but I hold virtually no hope that we will. He sounds too good for us to get.

Yesterday went reasonably well. Got 9/4 for a red card in the France vs Honduras game, pretty much printing money that one. Surprised the bookies didn't lower the price after most people watched Honduras be dirty and cheaty as fuck against England. Whilst I had a fair few losers I had Benzema in a France win and also Argentina/BTTS which made yesterday my second best day of the tournament so far. Today's small stakes are: GER v POR Both teams to score in both halves 20/1 Mertesacker 1-0 scorecast 160/1 Time of first goal 81 mins or later 25/1 NGA v IRA Nigeria to win and under 2.5 goals 9/4 Nigeria to have 10 or more corners 20/1 GHA v USA Ghana to win 2-1 10/1 Both teams to score in both halves 28/1 Also an accumulator: Germany, Iran/Nigeria draw, Ghana at about 14/1 or so.

De Rossi and Balotelli to get booked is 13/2 with Sky. Class if you ask me. Both teams to score in both halves is 28/1 too. Unlikely but a good price for a small bet.