Pilko

Definitely can't advocate us heading into next season with Gouffran, Shola, Campbell and maybe Remy like, as shit as Cisse now is.

Even though he was largely poor last season as well, I still think that if he'd completed a full pre-season instead of crying like a fucking baby about the Wonga thing only to then wear the shirt anyway, he'd have done a lot better this time around. Never thought I'd say it but if he left I can't say I'd be bothered. Well, actually, I would, cos we'd blatantly not replace him for about two years.

Bet we see 'Fake Cheik Avoids Prison Break' or something similar from one of the tabloids.

Krul Debuchy MYM Williamson Dummett Anita Cabaye Tiote Ben Arfa Remy Sa.Ameobi

I don't think I could ever 'want' us to lose a game, but I sort of get the notion that a short-term failure in terms of results could benefit the club long term. I'd rather we just won though.

GW10 Newcastle 1-2 Chelsea Fulham 2-2 Man Utd Hull City 1-0 Sunderland Man City 3-1 Norwich Stoke City 0-1 Southampton West Brom 2-1 Crystal Palace West Ham 0-0 Aston Villa Arsenal 3-1 Liverpool Everton 1-1 Tottenham Cardiff City 2-1 Swansea

Would love to see them wage war on the club with some stinging cold hard journalistic assassination, but we're more than likely to get heavy arse-licking and extended quotes from the likes of Roeder and other former club shitheads who are essentially desperate for some low paid rent-a-gobbing until they're allowed to ask questions at the pressers again.

Lawro: "City look like Dog and Duck away from home" 0-3

Yet I thought Tiote and Cabaye were poor and didn't get hold of the mid field at all. Cabaye was poor IMO, Tiote did well on his own but would have been far better had the aforementioned + Sissoko supported him better.

He was crap today but so were nearly all of our players tbh.

I'd insert the word 'deserved' in there too. If we'd outplayed them twice and been unlucky with deflections or summat then alright, it's shit but understandable. What has happened is absolutely fucking unforgivable.

Sissoko has been absolutely balls this season but he has still been heavens above that talentless cunt, like.

Conned by the referee (who would have guessed it, Lee Probert?!) for the winner and one of the better performers on the day. Still fucking hate the bloke, and he has a lot more games to play well in before he even begins to edge away from the 'point of no return' I pegged him at after the 7-3 defeat at Arsenal 10 months ago. The last three have been pretty decent though tbf.

The defeat today was the same as the one in April - nowt to do with ability, everything to do with desire. The mackems wanted to win both games much, much more and it was painfully obvious on both occasions. Something else which lays firmly at Pardew's (and that of Carver, Stone and Woodman) door.

Predictable.

Piss off. Useless. Anita deserves better than this - put in when we are desperate, dropped when others are underperforming and he's doing well. What a shambles.

Basically, our best hope is that some mega superfan Geordie wins the Euromillions.

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Hate this kind of reportage after the game like. Yes, the mackems have a large proportion of dickhead fans - we all know this. We still lost, and we still deserved to lose.

The problem is that as usual with journalists, the thing they get far more wound up about than anything else is someone taking their access pass away. They'll lick the club's shoes after a string of defeats but they'll only pipe up in defiance when their own self-interest is threatened. Cunts. Agree. I still hope the locals all batter the club/Ashley/Pardew/Kinnear etc after today but this is my overriding feeling about the matter.

These are the correct answers; whichever comes first.

From the first whistle, it was pretty obvious the mackems wanted it more and for the whole game they pressed us, worked harder and were first to the second ball. Form went well and truly 'out of the window' and the mackems earned their win. I fucking hate Pardew, he's a fucking shit cunt and I hope the useless bastard is sacked or hit by a bus, whichever comes first. Fucking tosser. If he can't even get the players up for a derby then he has no place as a football manager in the Conference let alone the Premier League. What a twat.

Feeling confident this morning. I reckon we'll hit two early goals, concede to the mackem pressure just after half time and then make it safe with a third after about 70 minutes and totally deflate them.

Sounds like one could play for 65-70 minutes and the other might come on for them later in the game.