Pilko

shite

I imagine our backroom staff are like that scene in Family Guy where the TV execs all keep pitching the same, tired cliches ("how about a young, single mother working at a metropolitan newspaper?") and the one guy who says "no! let's take a chance on something new, something different!" gets battered over the head by Pardew.

Taken right outta Pardew's notebook.

I can't believe that he hasn't learned yet. When will the penny drop?

Fire by Kasabian is what I like to call our Losing Theme.

We get absolutely nowt off referees. We've been shit, but we should have had a pen and about 6 WHU players could be booked.

We don't need half time, this is better.

Stupid fucking tosser commentator

I don't care if it makes me a shit fan or whatever, but I really really can't be arsed to watch this for much longer.

How utterly predictable. That's the three points gone. Be lucky to get a draw.

"How can you possibly moan about anything there?" Oh the irony.

Does Birtles ever stop moaning?

It's really annoying how whenever we look alright, there's a stoppage (the Jonas tackle with Benayoun) that makes the crowd go flat and stagnates the game.

That fucking short corner.

One good, one bad from Fergie. He's getting in the positions and the space well though.

Sammy not even in the 18.

Not so sure how Jonas will do in the centre of a 2 but really really pleased to see Ferguson playing left-mid.

Makes the prospect of the X that I'm after for my coupon a little more likely.

I reckon Nolan will get warm applause/a cheer when his name is read out and then indifference/low level booing during the game. Carroll will get slated to fuck (again).

AVB is a bit mental sometimes.

Hasn't he watched 'Goal!'? Asthma can be treated with acupuncture and shit.

This one comes under the same category of the Norwich home game last year - just win the fucker, even if we play shit, and that's all that counts. Three points today gives us a bit of a platform.

Had my usual Championship 3pm BTTS. FUCKING BARNSLEY. Newcastle -1 Ben Arfa FGS Newcastle 2-2 WHU Ba 3-2 scorecast City/Spurs X Newcastle/WHam X Chelsea/L'pool X BTTS: City/Spurs Newcastle/WHam Chelsea/L'pool Small stakes on those for today.

3 times since starting my job I've been at work during the mackems fixture, 3 times they've lost. Long may my Saturday shifts continue!

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