Pilko

WHAT IS THE POINT IN THAT SUB

We look every inch a team heading for relegation.

Can't wait to hear his horribly pathetic excuses once again. Losing this comfortably to a newly promoted side, it's absolutely inexcusable.

Could have realistically been 5-0 this. Utterly embarrassing.

Lallana taking an NUFC free kick there.

Oh goody, a Southampton goal kick. Sorry, I mean Newcastle free kick. Same difference.

It's not over yet lads. We've yet to get the injury or suspension that we're due, Colo comes back next game and it's one in, one out remember.

this is just so so depressing

Lovely passback from Anita.

Sammy for Shane. Ferguson (who tbf wasn't good) being scapegoated AGAIN for Pardew's shitty tactics, I see.

P.S. One shot all target, Ba's header that was going nowhere. Piss take.

"It's my allowance mother, I'll burn it the way I want!"

Southampton are so blatantly gonna get that first clean sheet today. There's as much chance of us scoring today as I have of flying to the bloody moon.

Williamson needs taking behind the curtain and fucking shooting. There's got to be Northern League defenders we could pick up who are better.

We are absolutely desperate for half time here.

This is absolutely turd. How the fuck does Pardew set the team up like this every single week and not realise we just cannot keep the ball?

Sort it.

Well, there it is lads. 3 points gone. We will be lucky to draw.

Christ on a bike.

Who the fuck was marking Puncheon? We're such a fucking amateur team.

Blatant corner ignored there somewhat makes up for that totally bogus FK award.

That was the best free kick I've seen us take in fucking ages, wp Ferguson.

Why do our fans cheer when we get a corner

This is so fucking annoying to watch like we're absolutely turd at recycling possession.

Fucking hell Tiote, what a stupid fucking twat.