Pilko

Just a re-report.

Butt scored a class curler from outside the box against Everton at SJP anarl. Those two headers in that friendly too doubled Smith's non-competitive output in one game.

Reasons why Butt was less shit than Smith: Butt had a good season and a half for us compared with Smith's good games which can be counted on one hand Butt actually scored some competitive goals for NUFC Butt cost less money Butt did that overhead kick

Hope he scores a fuck-tonne for a nice club. Good guy.

The next few years for him will be like a footballer's version of Boys from the Blackstuff.

Less than an hour to go. I wonder if they'll have to forcibly evict the cunt from the training ground?

Same here. Although, if we get decent fees for Simpson, Best and Ranger (relative to their values), get in two of Douglas, Debuchy and De Jong, we might then seek the lower priced end of the market to fill our remaining squad gaps. Bringing in a few extra players of the ilk of Abeid, Good, Bigirigama (sp) and so on might be our idea should there not be a sufficient bid for one of our players.

That was Mike Williamson Demba Ba absolutely Yohan Cabaye shit. Davide Santon.

He got booked and conceded the freekick that we conceded from

Talkshite reporting it, we're doomed.

if we got Hoilett out of nowhere that'd be fantastic stuff, not that I hold more than about 5% hope of it happening.

Nah he's confused, it was the transfer window they were setting on fire.

Aye, they're making the two Machete sequels at the minute. The first one was as funny as fuck, can't wait for them.

Good move for the player and the club.

So, who was everyone's favourite one out of Blazin' Squad? I mean, Kenzie, obviously, but for arguments sake?

I'd be incredibly unhappy if that happened you absolute cretin.

We really don't need to sell Jonas. He's a reliable, versatile and relatively consistent performer with a good injury record.

"Here's to the future! Oh.., sorry."

Tony Hayers dies, Chris Feather takes over and offers him a 5-year contract and even takes advice from Alan on who to bin etc. before he pops his clogs. "Let's have a bottle of Bolly!" "No, sod that, let's get some champagne!"

Steve Harper.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2166447/Luuk-Jong-set-Newcastle-United-move.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Wonder if Dekka took advantage of DFDS Seaways cheap fares?

It's a good statement of intent to the player too, that we'll send our managing director and club secretary out.

Sounds promising.

So, who's everyone's favourite one out of S Club?