Pilko

I love this one its one of those bets that makes all the papers If it comes off he'll be wishing he stick a quid on it. Yeah, he'd be devastated at winning a million quid. Million is nowt these days. aye, will still need to sign on and live on Pilko food deals. fuck you

Got a free £5 bet off Skybet as an apology due to an email error about Fantasy Football or summat, might be worth checking your emails.

Cast iron guarantee we'll get them on the opening day.

I don't know what's going on, but I like it.

He'll keep them in the division with something to spare, imo.

Kalou's goals to minutes ratio for Chelsea is really excellent, especially when you consider he's a rotation player and often been a sub. Provided the wages aren't astronomically daft I'd be pleased if we signed him. I think he's one of those who'd shine if he started every week.

Final - France vs Germany Top scorer - Lewandowski, 5 Player to watch - Christian Eriksen How far will England go? - Qualify groups then immediately knocked out Most looking forward to - Seeing Yohan, Hatem and Tim play Least looking forward to - England vs Ukraine Best Hodgson moment - When he tries to say 'right royal rumble' in a press conference

That's fucking immense

"Please sir, can I train with the first team? "Oh, Gwan then!"

11/1 for France to win the tournament is staggeringly good.

I've watched N'Doye and I must say, he's a very impressive striker. He's big, powerful and quick. He's scored goals in the Champions League, too.

You can get odds of about 18/1 for that, I placed the exact same results as an accumulator yesterday.

Serbia are 9/2 to beat Sweden in this friendly, having some of that. Decent outsider bet.

Once a week gig instead of the slog of doing a daily paper. Reports that Anal was getting lazy and couldn't be arsed to write something every day are wide of the mark.

Good news, hope he signs.

For the Euros, nice and early-ish: Lewandowski top scorer @ 20/1 France to beat England, Sweden/England draw, England to beat Ukraine @ roughly 17/1 Portugal to beat Germany @ 7/2 Holland to beat Denmark, Greece to beat Russia, Italy to beat Croatia @ can't remember, maybe about 14/1?

Diame loves a goal against the mackems anarl, be worth it just for that. They'll probably sign Tchoyi to counter balance it.

Opening gambit and closing statement completely conflicting, class.

Be a decentish step for him, that.

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He'll be doing porridge within the next two or three years, I'm convinced of that. He's got more of a penchant for getting into trouble than Norman Stanley Fletcher.

He's English, you're supposed to double his value and not laugh.

Holt at £4m would be decent IMO.

At least we've got an excuse, injuries.

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