Pilko

That was Mike Williamson Demba Ba absolutely Yohan Cabaye shit. Davide Santon.

He got booked and conceded the freekick that we conceded from

Talkshite reporting it, we're doomed.

if we got Hoilett out of nowhere that'd be fantastic stuff, not that I hold more than about 5% hope of it happening.

Nah he's confused, it was the transfer window they were setting on fire.

Aye, they're making the two Machete sequels at the minute. The first one was as funny as fuck, can't wait for them.

Good move for the player and the club.

So, who was everyone's favourite one out of Blazin' Squad? I mean, Kenzie, obviously, but for arguments sake?

I'd be incredibly unhappy if that happened you absolute cretin.

We really don't need to sell Jonas. He's a reliable, versatile and relatively consistent performer with a good injury record.

"Here's to the future! Oh.., sorry."

Tony Hayers dies, Chris Feather takes over and offers him a 5-year contract and even takes advice from Alan on who to bin etc. before he pops his clogs. "Let's have a bottle of Bolly!" "No, sod that, let's get some champagne!"

Steve Harper.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2166447/Luuk-Jong-set-Newcastle-United-move.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Wonder if Dekka took advantage of DFDS Seaways cheap fares?

It's a good statement of intent to the player too, that we'll send our managing director and club secretary out.

Sounds promising.

So, who's everyone's favourite one out of S Club?

It's fairly smart.

Looks relatively smart.

I thought the money for signing young, promising players to push forwards from the ressies (in the mould of Abeid, Good etc) was a seperate pot from what we'd use to sign first teamers? Or have I just made that up? Either way, I don't see how a <£400,000 fee for a promising young centre-back would impact on our other spending. We're not Everton.

Ah, so now we know who made the thunderstorm happen. Only Ethi would send it to assassinate someone in the wrong fucking city. Although, womblemaster might send it to one of the moons of Jupiter.

Be Shittu before you know it.

Best will easily get 15-20 goals in that division, especially if Blackburn can keep most of their squad. Think they'll win the division at a canter if so, even in spite of Steve Kean.

Uncle Moe's family feedbag The last 10 seconds or so.