Pilko

Get on the blower to Arsene, he might pay you to be mini-me.

Pardew's shagged Ange Merkel, Pardew's shagged Ange Merkel, na na na na, na na na na

Have you ever seen a Mackem in Chemnitzer?

(in a thick German mock accent) E-I-E-I-E-I-O Up zee Premier League ve go When we kill zee fuhrer, zis is what ve sing We're the Geordies, super Geordies Pardew is wor Kaiser

I'm taking the credit for it because I am brilliant unlike Germany

I think he's got a lot of useful attributes, and that he'll be a success here. If he can muster 10 appearances next season it'll be a big breakthrough for him, much like little Shane did in our first season back.

two world wars and one fairs cup

Hope so, I think he'd be a great signing.

Elliot Debuchy Douglas Good Santon Ben Arfa Amafitalno Bigirimana Moyo De Jong Shola /Skirge

I'm sure I read somewhere that as Pardew arrived for his first training session as NUFC manager, Xisco had just knacked himself and was being put into an ambulance

:lol: that is pure poetry

It's good good good good, good good good! Hmm, sounds good!

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/07/05/newcastle-united-close-in-on-double-swoop-72703-31333915/

Class, I thought he had cos he was in the training photos.

http://www.facebook.com/NewcastleTransfers Bigirimana is here now according to their 'sources' lerl

He's in the training photos from this morning, so he's still here. No news on a contract yet, although he and Pards said he'd be there this season coming.

It's not as bad as the non-sale summer. That one was fucking excruciating.

I wonder if he said that entire sentence in that stupid attempt at a Dutch voice and then suddenly switched to an ailing Italian stereotype for the end bit.

He couldn't even get a game for the Eastenders team that was just on before. Although, I guess then it'd have Max and Tan in the same side, bad-um-tish.

what the hell, I thought the thread title change was for an actual reason

http://u.goal.com/139700/139706hp2.jpg Danny Simpson, 2009-2012 Goodnight, sweet prince.

There's no way they'd use the wording they have done unless they'd received some concrete info from someone reliable at the club, the press officer, Llambias, Pardew, Carver or Charnley etc.

EVERYBODY GO FUCKING MENTAL

Nicky Butt's curler against Everton at SJP (we won 3-2, Owen and Emre also scored).

Not a chance in hell we'd look to sell him. He'd only go if we got a Carroll-esque mega money bid, which is unlikely.