Pilko

So desperate for a win. Had Celtic (win), Bristol Rovers (win), Notts County and Wolves - fiver winning £24 - so I've laid that already with Sutton/draw and Draw/Mackems, three quid winning £12.30.

He was perfectly fine apart from the key moment where he was found wanting and Drogba scored, which at the end of the day is what counts.

Ryan Taylor should have been sent off for that tackle on Sturridge at the end, like. We got away with that (well, not really cos Santon would play if he had been red carded).

His ball retention is dire. Lovenkrands at least kept possession when he was unable to do anything positive; whereas most of our attacks broke down or lost momentum when this big-headed clown got the ball.

I have absolutely no idea how the Luiz one isn't a red card. It's a fucking disgustingly bad decision. I hope Dean gets cock rot.

Sturridge could have honestly had about ten goals today if he was wearing his shooting boots. Our left side was all over the place defensively, I attribute this more to (R.Taylor having a poor game) and Lovenkrands not being Jonas than him being particularly bad, though. He did OK going forwards.

What's wrong with him? We're fucked if he's not fit for next week, same goes for Taylor really. I have no faith in Perch, useless cunt.

Two and a half at a push.

they should have seperate odds for things like that NUFC win - 5/2 NUFC win with Lovenkrands starting - 600/1

That had better not be why he's starting, to prove how good a player Speedo was by way of comparison

Agree with that. Lovenkrands is now, for all his usefulness in the past, very near the Smith category where he'd be better utilised selling programmes.

Absolutely disgusting decision to start Lovenkrands, for christs sake. I'd only welcome his inclusion if it was up front and against Raggy Arse Rovers in the cup, let alone on the wing versus a Champions League side.

Aye, did a great job on the wing at Old Trafford. Won one tackle, then presented the ball back to the guy he won it off. That was literally it in about 20 minutes.

P-Lov P-Lov starting a game P-Lov starting a game AGAINST FUCKING CHELSEA :pilko: :pilko:

Lovenkrands :lol: we gonna lose

I quite fancy Tan to have a good game, here.

Irish

That's absolutely great that is. Lovely touch.

Lovenkrands won't start. He'll irritatingly come off the bench for no reason when the game is tight.

£1 e/w on Ba FG £3 on NUFC win £1 on Bremen dnb, NUFC dnb, Dortmund, Man U (to win £60) - thanks for the tip David £1 on Sheff U, Sheff W, MK Dons, Charlton, Swansea (to win £21)

How would we feel if he did a Just For Men advert? He should have his own brand of silver fox hair dye. 'Just For Pards', or maybe 'L'Oreal Pards'

Seeing as the Wolves home game is currently scheduled four days after the real event, I reckon that it should be dubbed 'Pardi Gras'. (if he's still here ofc!)

Pards has been saying things like 'at our place', 'at our ground' and 'when we're at home'. Probably a good idea he just doesn't name check the old or new stadium name where at all possible, that way he doesn't upset the fans or Fat Cunt.

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