Pilko

I also got 3/1 although they've drifted to 11/4 since.

Yeah, they're basing it on the giant phallus from that Amsterdam sex museum.

bluesq will refund any losing 1st scorer, correct score, HT/FT and player special bets if Drogba gets a yellow card tonight.

Bolton are a good price tonight imo, really can see them getting a win at a poor Villa side who've just about crawled to safety. Also went on Villa HT Bolton FT at a staggering 28/1.

Yeah, I think they must be using their monsterometers or frog exaggerators by mistake.

I was saying Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew-urns

Nice one, won £6. I won £2.25 from my fiver. At least I'll get the difference back, I guess. I won about £0.87 on my DOND fiver

The Mackems hate him and say he's "smug" because they're used to repugnant tracksuit-wearing monstrosities like Fat Bruce and O'Neill on their touchline, instead of a suited and booted silver fox like Pards.

Why are people arguing about this? The bloke has delivered 62 points with 4 games to play and a guarantee of European football.. It's been a fucking magnificent season no matter how you look at it. I couldn't give a shit how we've got there now that we've managed that. It's Pardy Time.

Bluesq are offering a free fiver (similar to their DOND one the other week) on their George and the Dragon slot machine, to be refunded tomorrow.

Abeid's time will come.

My money's on Skirge, he probably thought they were a pair of plain black brogues

Nar, they'd just copy the name of it.

It's been a class apard.

Connor will be demoted to another role Ricky Sbragia style imo.

They're saying the sigh of relief was so loud they could here it in Sunlun and Burrah.

The Roma bet was just a punt but the Rosenborg one came in for just over £15.

I went with £2 on the DNB and £5 on the double chance. I also had 50p on WBA win that I put on midweek.

And it was. £2 on Roma at 6/1 and a further £6 on Rosenborg -1.

West Brom

Liverpool are just the gift that keeps on giving.

It was me who did this! GET THE FUCK IN

Howay, West Brom.

Lawro is still holding to the hope that Wolves will triumph 54-1 and get twenty bonus points for smashing the record for the biggest win in English top flight history.